Dougle

Every fucking match this now. Every match. But hey the PL aint corrupt or owt.

Howe seems a canny bloke and all that bollocks, But why the flying fuck is Clark in the starting line up?

Including the two wankers on Radio Newcastle

Anyone got a trickle link?

Fucking Clark. Fuck off man. 20 to 1 is about right,

They have cheese

Means The Joy in arabic

He’s a bit of a likeable Sissoko really. Less prone to falling over at the end of his runs, but still usually finds a brick wall to run into.

Folk on twitter reckon his son is a Liverpool fan… “There you go son, early Christmas prehzzie, la.”

Two fingers to you, you Geordie nincompoops. I am Mike Dean, superstar referee, celebrity and very important man. I get nothing wrong. Ever.

The Papiss Cisse goal at Chelsea has it all. The build up, the celebration, the ground and the fucked off home supporters, the possible/probable fluke of it and of course just how fucking spectacular it was. An unreal goal that probably even shouldn’t exist.

Not sure how anyone could think a Watford win or draw would be what we wanted. Fuck Brentford, they’ll have a shite second half of the season anyhow and if they’re near the bottom then so be it. I’d much rather shite like Watford stayed as close to the drop as possible.

Robinho signing should be Erling Haaland. What more can be said?

The fuckers still manage to make a headline out of it though.

In fairness to them, they are now a very well established third division club and they do have a shit team of players most of us have never heard of and wouldn’t recognise if they were on the till at Lidl (some of them may well be, to supplement their income). And aye a fair swedge of their tickets are probably free or about £10, what with them being nearly a non-league side. But that’s not a bad turn out, probably due to the pull of the big team they were playing.

"We are Newcastle. We have a BLUE wheelie bin,"

Eddie Howe once again lowering January transfer expectations, in his post match interview. Good thing, bad thing, who knows, but the bloke is definitely getting a tune outta what seemed like a well fucked violin.

Big Sam forer me marra. FTM