Dougle

Probably in actual fact. Although dropping down a division for a lad who has played in the top flight for 7 out of the last 8 seasons will be a bit of a pisser.

The bloke is 29, it’s pretty evident he will not feature regularly here again. He could be a decent player in the right side, he will be offski of his own choice soon I would have thought. Obviously not in quiet the same dummees oot the pram way as Man U’s 3rd choice keeper. But I’m pretty sure he will ask to leave for the benefit of his own career.

Time for a holiday mate?

The bloke will walk. But into some plush FA hierarchy well paid bullshit job. Guaranteed.

Southgate will jack it now. And then the pressure on wor Eddie will start

Canny Germany away Umbro top that mind

Tremendous

Since Rafa left they’ve had a couple of managers I would struggle to remember let alone know anything about: Lee Johnson and Phil Parkinson. I only vaguely recall the first of those two as they loved to refer to him as LJ, in the same way they loved to harp on about MON, KLD, LND, AJ etc As for the other bloke who? Literally no recollection of him managing their club or who the fuck he even is. And he was there for over a year. Those fuckers could name every one of ours with dates, including caretakers.

Shame they didn’t leave off the music, which undid all the effort to make the thing look fucking contemporary.

Is it just me or does wor Eddie look like he’s hoyed the beef on in these last couple of training vids?

If that is a smiling mouth nee wonder you’re called Dr Gloom

* Not a reeyal win marras. FTM

17:00 Japan 1-1 Croatia Seven of Croatia's last eight major tournament knockout games have gone to extra time. Maybe they get paid per hour. (BBC)

A yellow card? I'll get me coat

Can the thread title not just be changed to 'Cunt' we'd all know what/who it was about.

Or bald

So Ashington won the '66 world cup?

Anyone remember Wolfie who used to travel up to every Jambo’s match. Drank in the Monkey Bar if my memory serves correct (1980s) It used to amaze me that I’d get into the pub at eightish or whatever and he’d be there like he’d just loped off the metro from Whitley Bay or some such.

Has that boke on the top left got nee arms?

Naa Naaa Nana Na Na Daveeeeeeys