Dougle

Well since Pretty Boy Ronnie wants to leave Manchester to pursue a last fling at Champions League football why is even being discussed on here?

We really need a couple of forwards, a top of their game bloke and maybe an Ekitike type (not him evidently)

Probably had more time to compose himself this time.

You need to ask?

That Gordon is a piece of shit mind. Someone those classy chaps down the road must covet.

*Cough* *splutter* *ahem* etc... or do you mean individual ones as opposed to half season ones?

They’ve just signed an Arsenal defender (who has never played for Arsenal) who is of course superior to Sven Adult Botman. Flew in by private Megabus.

Mine's quite tight now.....

Tino level of no fucks given, ever.

Tremendous quality

I fondly remember Simon Grayson being better than Rafa Benitez and all that. Marra. FTM. Etc.

Roker marra

So how’s this Bot bloke’s name pronounced? Is it bot or boat or boot or frigging bat ?? Do we give a shit? He certainly seems not to.

Roker marra as in manc?

It's bollocks man. Watch Eastenders instead, its less shit.

Great post Thanks

They never seem to enjoy much do they? Are there any other conurbations with such angry, humourless, jealous, inferiority complexed populations?

In fairness there was a private jet, direct from Southampton, landed at 'Ponteland' Airport on Friday evening. © CT

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