Dougle

Jurgen Van Slott starting to show himself now like.

It was Morrisons man

Just before Christmas I was in Morrisons looking for a decentish bottle of gin for wor lass and I sat on an old blokes arse. He was standing right behind me, bent right over looking at the opposite shelves, I didn’t know he was there and kind of squatted down to look at the bottom shelf I was facing and sat on his arse. 😬 I didn’t rub me sack on him tho. I got quite a shock, not as much as he did mind.

We won’t win this

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Lads I'm sorry for mentioming the smug bassist from Blur. Can we move on . FFS

Aye Sunday 20th I hear

Or how about Bruno Guimarães is the most targeted and fouled player in the Premiership by 41% more than the next most targeted and fouled player. Fucking “won” fouls Bellends

Shuttle cocks down the shorts as the lads run out onto the pitch and then hoy them on the Villa bench just before kick off.

Why did he get booked? Assaulted, more times than I could be arsed to count, the thugs wearing blue getting upset that the lad had a bit of skill, then fucking five or six of the cunts surrounding him after a tackle in which their cunt was the aggressor, then he and only one of their skill less wankers get a booking. 🤷‍♀️

The bloke taking their third looked like his gonna cry as he stepped up..... SHITE

Who the Fuck would choose these ball less Exeter pen takers

Wtf is that like? Did you see it in music halls?

Shortened and Relevanted’YP for truth

In adition I did think Shilton had passed away a few years ago (as well as Blur) or is this the Mandela Effect in action?

Aye the Blur bloke was in the bedroom before Shilton though (if that was him)

I saw it but we had the volume off so had nay idea wtf was going on. Was that the strange smug bass playing cunt from Blur that was on just before him?

I would suggest they are mackems too. Those places, in particular Ashington. are fucking riddled with attention seeking MLFs (Felton not so sure, had never even heard of the place until now, I think it is somewhere in middle earth) and well we know how they like to be bezzie marras with other clubs. FTM. Wor lasses old ‘boss’ was a proud mackem/manc (as well as her hubby) and yes they hailed from Ershinton. Same scarves I suppose, cheap trampy cunts.

RIP John Tudor Just seen this on .com

Sadly I think we will only manage the double this season Quadruple is on for 25-26 mind

Aye howay the Arteta you Lego Heeded, touchline running, moaning, bubbling cunt we love you.