Dougle

I hate the world cup. Nationalistic shite. Faux fans bubbling in the stands. Fucking shite. At least this year with it being in the winter we don’t get all the spillage into the streets from the usual wankers. Hopefully. I’m sure the Birmingham, Stoke, Northampton, sunderland, etc fans will enjoy it as they usually do. But roll on Christmas for me like Parcel of shite.

Always thought Messi was a bland as fuck character. But give me beige all-day compared to this cunt of a helmet.

I get the instagram version of that. Which is worse. So much worse

10 mins extra time at Man C

I take it you aren’t subjected to his dulcet tones very often?

A negative, miserable, painful, unentertaining, absolute chore to listen to. This weird cackling laugh thing he does when one of our players does something that he deems shite. Wtf is that? His sidekick Razor having to mention that “Ando” once played for us underlines the bizarreness of the blokes employment by the fucking BBC.

Looks like no TV at all so.......

Is that not more than the club is worth? Or the city for that matter.

Jesus Christ and folk were moaning about me and Craig with the St James, St James’, St James’s thing. Surely, to pare back it all, football is an entertainment (bread and circuses and all that bollocks) and this self-indulgent quantitative* stats analysis is only relevant to coaches, scouts, boring bastards on irrelevant TV programs and the finance managers at football clubs. Who gives a flying fuck about this shite. It is fucking awful craic. Awful. * relating to, measuring, or measured by the quantity of something rather than its quality.

CT'dYP

Sadly that’s only 3 or 4 years. I think most of us would like to see this bloke play for us for a decade or so. He is mint.

Probably not marra. I just find you a bit of a cunt and therefore like to take the piss a bit. Sorry if you are offended.

Funny how mackems get a cob on about the slightest of things.

Do you have tellys in sunderland like?