Dougle

Christ it's took the WC after this season with NUFC?

Surely something similar shouldn’t be beyond us?

Slightly older pic

I didn’t know that. Now that I do I officially stand down as a candidate for Bed Wetter in Chief. The Grand High Poobah of Bed-Wetterstan

Nothing. That is not my point. I made that clear.

Howe will be next England manager whether Southgate walks now or in a couple of years’ time. The FA may well be run by a bunch of arseholes but howay it does not take a genius to spot that they would want the obvious best of the bunch

Never wet the bed once. It will happen. Just calling a spade a spade.

They will go for Howe. And he will take it. With the club’s (public) blessing.* Unless he rules himself out pre Southgate quitting *See keeping the fat cabbage faced cunt for his 1000th game.

Probably in actual fact. Although dropping down a division for a lad who has played in the top flight for 7 out of the last 8 seasons will be a bit of a pisser.

The bloke is 29, it’s pretty evident he will not feature regularly here again. He could be a decent player in the right side, he will be offski of his own choice soon I would have thought. Obviously not in quiet the same dummees oot the pram way as Man U’s 3rd choice keeper. But I’m pretty sure he will ask to leave for the benefit of his own career.

Time for a holiday mate?

The bloke will walk. But into some plush FA hierarchy well paid bullshit job. Guaranteed.

Southgate will jack it now. And then the pressure on wor Eddie will start

Canny Germany away Umbro top that mind

Tremendous

Since Rafa left they’ve had a couple of managers I would struggle to remember let alone know anything about: Lee Johnson and Phil Parkinson. I only vaguely recall the first of those two as they loved to refer to him as LJ, in the same way they loved to harp on about MON, KLD, LND, AJ etc As for the other bloke who? Literally no recollection of him managing their club or who the fuck he even is. And he was there for over a year. Those fuckers could name every one of ours with dates, including caretakers.

Shame they didn’t leave off the music, which undid all the effort to make the thing look fucking contemporary.

Is it just me or does wor Eddie look like he’s hoyed the beef on in these last couple of training vids?

If that is a smiling mouth nee wonder you’re called Dr Gloom

* Not a reeyal win marras. FTM

17:00 Japan 1-1 Croatia Seven of Croatia's last eight major tournament knockout games have gone to extra time. Maybe they get paid per hour. (BBC)

A yellow card? I'll get me coat

Can the thread title not just be changed to 'Cunt' we'd all know what/who it was about.