Dougle

I didn’t know what the fuck was going on last night, when I was trying to find me tea. Mrs Dougle had (without arsing herself to tell me) purchased a slow cooker and it was in that. Now I’m getting shite for not eating said tea. FFS She will probably go back to work when I tell her there’s a match tonight.

Wheyah aaa’d rather shag me muthah (again) than get premoewted to the blood leeyague. Marra. FTM

FFS cover or original it was hardly inspirational. I’m sure at the correct time it might be a fucking tremendous song. But howay man, it was Shite at that moment. It was almost (almost) as dire as the fucking wank the mackems play about building boats on their shrivelled river.

Is that CT?

Well I was just going to say Fuck Off.

The lights and a punk rock festival?

Newcastle have confirmed the return of goalkeeper Martin Dubravka to the club after his season-long loan spell at Manchester United was cut short.

Indeed he is a tremendous Bloke. But my point is fair. And thank you very much for the fuck off. Nice Sad cunt

OK lads lets compile a list. I'll use it for my next show. All cover versions BTW

To add. Sam may be a canny lad and a true fucking Geordie, but for fucks sake that song is something I’d expect to bury dog to, not to bring out a Football Team looking for a win. Christ on a bike it is fucking awful.

It was SHITE.

And what the fuck was that horrendous shite of a tune he played before the teams came back out? (Obviously just before The Blaydon Races). The maudlin cunt

The Premier League and they can’t employ a referee who knows how to moderate his diet, let alone officiate a football match at the highest level. What a cunt

Who is this fat cunt 'ref'?

It’s all media bullshite. Fucking bollocks. What happens happens when it happens. Pisses me off that genuinely intelligent (ish) blokes get titillated by this wank.

Fucking Tories

And there’s the young fella coming in from Aussieland who may well get a first team squad chance.

Badge is too big and too low imho, other than that it is class. a

Has he actually played for them yet?

Thank you for the opportunity to bring me to @NorwichCityFC unfortunately my body has let myself and the club down this season so far but wish you all the best for the future. Focus must now turn to a big game Friday night back at home #ncfc On twitter two days ago (no idea how to post the tweet itself)

Conditional City will have an obligation to make the deal permanent should certain performance-related criteria be met throughout the course of the 2022/23 season.

Rough to think his contract runs out 2 years after Trippier's, Burn's, Almiron's, Wilson's etc. Fanks Mike.