Dougle

Fuck me. 4 minutes and 42 seconds I lasted on that. The sad fucking cunt of a bastard has just got back from the Caribbean. He tells the listener this in a way where they are somehow meant to have sympathy for him. What a fucking entitled, spoilt, horrific shite of a human being. “Where’s the bacon did you say?” It is in your fucking DNA pal.

Tremendous words

Good one

Telling the ref that Fulham had 12 players Did that happen? I did see the ref appear to count their players at one point (near the start I think) and thought what the fuck is he doing. Tremendous if true, totally fuck the ref's head up with such a simple basic thing. Genius.

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Oh well welcome to new big black or white blocks on the back of the shirt again.

You are obviously missing my point.

No

That’s the thing though, he doesn’t have to shoot, the daft bastard could pass or just run at someone with the ball. It’s like he panics into thinking he can score.

Right just woke up after a coupla hours post-match pre-work sleep and me half-awake brain is thinking … Longstaff. The bloke is impressing me more and more with his work rate, movement on and off the ball, passing, defensive and forward play, but for fucks sake his attempts on goal man. Can the lad not be coached into at least keeping the ball at goal height, then when he misses the target it can either bounce back into play or go out for a throw/corner kick, rather than it landing on the Gallowgate roof or in lvl 7 Leazes end. Apart from owt else it must piss him the fuck off as well as us. Either that or just ban the lad from ‘shooting’.

Another ego driven ref. That ball was much closer in for that late free kick

Gan on there Mara

It is a truly tremendous thread, well worth a read. The poor bastards

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I asked a simple, easy question. You did not answer it. Put on another Grinny Face to make yourself feel better

Do you think that the majority of professional footballers have mini egos (like you) ?

What’s the craic with this stealth white thing the arse are wearing tonight?

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Like bacon and eggs!

I was in a whiskey shop in Inveraray a few years ago perusing their various wares and picked one off the shelf that had essentially a numbered, signed white label on it. I asked about it and the wifey with a totally normal tone replied that it was very raisiny and a perfect breakfast whisky. I bought it.

100% When was the last time we had a thoroughly decent/reliable one?