Dougle

Do you need a dog walker?

Adidas do indeed make very decent kits, just a shame they fuck up the backs of the ones with stripes. I mean what the fuck?

Aye, being called a ‘black and white bassa’ (sic) in a working men’s club in Ashington is classy . But a bloke or his kids wearing an NUFC top in the County of Derram is an offence worthy of death (or windmilling marra).

Not a PM this time? Makes a change

This is a fuckwit man.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/66637880

Totally wasted free kick too. Schar weren’t it?

fucking "maghater"

This hurt like. Fucking hurt. We can’t even blame VAR shite either (well maybe a bit). “Know your place Newcastle” is how this felt. Our naivety was fully exposed by a cunt of a team with a cunt of a manager.

aye (for anyone who doesnt have twiXXer)

No offence to Edward Howe but for fuck’s fucking sake. Shake yer heed Eddie. The subs. WTF????????? That second half was steve bruce level shiteness.

It's hotching. Aye Eight cans of Tennents

Meebees took a couple of fourpacks on the train on the way down there?

Hopefully aye, but amd

And

Also

Weird game tonight mind. Players who are solid gold just simply not looking right. Joelinton was way off the mark, distribution was so sloppy, looked half asleep. Isak also really strange, even his body posture looked unnatural. Gordon compared to last week actually did look like a headless chicken. Bruno? Has he been affected by his mate’s gambling accusations? Even when Longstaff came on he looked fucking knackered, sweat all over his face after 5 mins. Was there some sort of mad weather anomaly down there tonight that only affected our players? I suppose a one nil defeat to the best side on the planet at their ground is hardly the end of the world. And at least we kept Gilbert off the score sheet.

A shocking way to talk about a National Treasure like Beckham. Oh hang on that wasn’t on TV