Dougle

Whoever painted that certainly seemed to think he was a the very least erm strawberry blond.

Hopefully aye, but amd

And

Also

Weird game tonight mind. Players who are solid gold just simply not looking right. Joelinton was way off the mark, distribution was so sloppy, looked half asleep. Isak also really strange, even his body posture looked unnatural. Gordon compared to last week actually did look like a headless chicken. Bruno? Has he been affected by his mate’s gambling accusations? Even when Longstaff came on he looked fucking knackered, sweat all over his face after 5 mins. Was there some sort of mad weather anomaly down there tonight that only affected our players? I suppose a one nil defeat to the best side on the planet at their ground is hardly the end of the world. And at least we kept Gilbert off the score sheet.

A shocking way to talk about a National Treasure like Beckham. Oh hang on that wasn’t on TV

Bloody hell that Bruce starting line-up is horrific. I notice there's even some bandaged up bloke on the bench.

It was a show of bravado from Pep to try and put THE FEAR into Eddie’s cage rattlers.

Fat blokes in tights

It’s not just yanks that have an aversion to rugby th’knows.

So basically what you are saying here lads is divnt get this app it’s shite?

Old Git

So do you honestly stand up whilst having a shite? Does that mean you could drop one out at the till in Asda or while standing at the bar with your mates? Fucking hell what a tremendous skill. You could wear loose pants and just head out for a walk every time you needed to lay a cable. Or have I missed the point and it’s only the arse wiping bit the involves standing?

Christ on a bike is that with or without wages/bonuses etc??

Does the owner think it's like NFL?

4-1 us Tonali Isak Barnes and Gordon For Man C

Signing of the season: Barnes Top goalscorer: Isak Most assists: Willock Biggest surprise: Wilson leaves mid-season Best Young player: Gordon Player of the season: Isak PL finish: 3rd CL finish: QF Trophies? League Cup

Pure effort, intention and skill. Superb. The solemn faced genius.

That is fucking hilarious. The poor bastards.