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Dougle

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  1. Pope’s faced 11 over the last two games and let in how many?
  2. Nearly blew me eardrums when the goal went in after 20 mins or whatever it was.
  3. I saw a black and white zebra once in Africa. Well it was on the telly in all honesty, but the bloke trying to kill it had a black and white shield. Proper mag . I had a pint with him afterwards, Byker born and bred.
  4. You know when you wake up in the middle of the night and need a simple piss but then your arse decides it wants a shite, whilst you are trying not to wake up properly. Then the shite takes real effort to release. And it’s a baboon’s arse job because you’ve forced it a bit. And then, for fucks sake, it takes a whole bog roll to wipe your baboons pucker clean. Then you get back to fucking bed and your lass tells you off for waking her up. By this time you are fully awake and your kindle has no battery.
  5. And having a severe distaste for a certain Scottish manager.
  6. Back row of lvl 7, where the away fans are now, for me at that one. What a game.
  7. Cole was pretty hefty in numbers at one point, no idea now. Edit. Well about three
  8. Maguire was well offside for his goal there.
  9. From wiki After meeting them in New York, Courtney Love said: They're a big bunch of sex, that band Kenickie. They're a big, raw-boned bunch of fucking sex — all three of them and the boy. I hope they get good. I hope we're a good example to them, I hope this record's huge and then the big labels will start sniffing around and then those big fucking raw-boned sexy Newcastle (sic) girls will be huge and have Number Ones and there will be an Amazon planet the way I want it. Fewmin marra. FTM
  10. That striped monstrosity that manure were sporting today is truly awful, granted it is an away kit. But it is Adidas. Also, the back
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