Dougle

Well I think you can have a good old fashioned Toontastic Fuck Off on that

So the bloke who is buying Everton is also the owner and president of Roma 🤷‍♀️

Pretty much thought this from his "roll our sleeves up" interview on day one and I think I said so.

So this cunt is at least 76?

I should probably know this, but I don’t, if pens go past the 11 on field players who take the next ones? The unused subs? The earlier subbed players. The manager and the coaching staff? Or do the original takers double up?

A fair few names were mentioned in the press when Mitchell came here but does anyone have a definitive list of the signings he’s been responsible for at his various clubs?

Honested YP

He’s nee Gregg Berhalter mind.

This story surely can’t be true, any self-respecting mackem would have mentioned the name of the bar and what ‘quarter’ of town it was in, what rare and expensive continental beverage he was savouring and mentioned the exact tasty, obscure local dish he was nonchalantly enjoying with his sister wife. Not to mention the fact that he would have windmilled the grayevy staiyend mag coont who dared speak to him while the locals cheered and the rest of the mags looked down humbly and respectfully at their pints of fosters.

169 games Fanks Mike (Both)

So I’m sitting here watching MK Dons v Walsall. And it’s shite. Think there are more people in my fucking living room than in the ground. Anyway, only watching these cunts so as to check out their style of play before we play them in the League cup. Half time and checking out when our game against them is. And it is the other fucking ‘Dons’. Bastards

Liechtenstein are definitely San Marino’s whipping boys like. Thrashed them I – 0 the last time they won too.

Let’s club together and buy the cunt one. Might fall off and snap his entitled neck.

Casemiro is fucking marvellous

https://www.skysports.com/football/video/11095/13207107/everton-2-3-bournemouth-premier-league-highlights

Snake oil and sleeves rolled up . This fucker really only 52?

That power was handed to sporting director Paul Mitchell. In the words of chief executive Eales, 90 per cent of Mitchell’s role is recruitment. In his first window, Newcastle have failed to sign a single player who improves the first team. Aye

Great experience for the lad. And hopefully now that Safegate has fucked off it hopefully won’t have a detrimental effect on him.

Aye when a marriage (or marriage style relationship) breaks down it can be truly devastating, as a lot of us no doubt know, it affects everything. It’s not like he can just toddle along to the office at 9, grin and bear it and then fuck off at 5.

Only just seen Pickfords shocker https://www.skysports.com/football/video/30998/13202665/everton-keeper-jordan-pickfords-blunder-gifts-goal-to-tottenhams-heung-min-son