Dougle

So to be clear, Del boy's just been given a high profile, highly publicised loan for 10 million quid, from the Dell boys? Or am I missing something?

Jurgen Klopp's teeth man.

Scored the winner on Saturday. That's two on the trot for Blyth (the only two out of 13 this season mind.... ouch)

If by that you are insinuating that because of recent fan unrest, the desire of some of us for the club to be relegated etc., that us Newcastle fans are as fickle as the fuckwits down the road, howay man. Most of us have tolerated (just) Ashley’s ownership of our club for 12 years, 12 fucking years. Yet we are fickle?? Do you even know what the word fickle means? Our radgy friends are up and down like a fiddlers elbow, depending on which way the wind is blowing, or what day of the fucking week it is. FFs man get a grip you mackem apologist.

A non traditional mackem then

He did. Aye. We are just such subservient fucks.

Pleased for Marty Shortstaff, 19 and scoring on yer debut at home v Manchester Reds.... Oh aye and having a new name due to Toontastic and Old Rolie Polie Noelie

Too funny. Thought these smelly fingered bastards had the weekend off. Lincoln City man…. Bless them.

He'll be here until we are lodged just below the play off places two months before the end of next season.

"The Leicester disaster match performance was worse than terrible and it's not something that can be placed on Ashley or Bruce." Noelie somewhere in Narnia or an opium den from his youth.

Erm? I know you’re an ancient, wizened old ploat, but howay man that is beyond senility.

Is there some sort of creature living inside the back of that chair?

Fuck off.

I think we may have the relegation trio right there already.

" delighted " fuck off man you haggis faced twat

And he's a mackem

'Hopefully that will shut a few people up' Right up there with "this win is for Mike Ashley"

Treat like shit? Fork off man.

The bloke is a minging arse. FFs he's just beat Spurs at their place and look at his defensive fuck you to us.... aye the Newcastle fans

Nice

Football is fully knackered.