SpartaFC

Attempted pisstake goes awry. Thick as fuck. https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/lost-my-oyster-card.1467360/

Oh my fucking god. https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/clocks-go-forward-on-sunday-seb.1467341/

It's a win win!

Have these inbred fuckers ever been anywhere ever? Unbelievable the shite on that site. I read it to feel good about myself. https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/no-announcement.1467161/

He's not even taking the piss.......https://twitter.com/conormac_10/status/1109098812369448960?s=19

https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/travelling-by-car-to-wembley.1465189/ Hahaha

It's the spelling of McMenemy that got me.

Who? https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/lawrie-mackemenemy-autobiography-now.1463688/

https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/covent-garden-30th-march.1463734/ What the f¥ck is the obsession with Covent Garden? I've lived in London since 1988 and one place you don't go, unless you're a tourist, is Covent Garden. Overpriced trap full of knackers.........I think I've answered my own question.

"Almoron" has been used on the Newcastle FC thread. It's right up there with "Poocastle".

Great performance tonight. Chuffed to bits for Longstaff. Very well taken goal. Over the moon, also a bit pissed.

I always think R Kelly sounds like a Scousers sister.

Special https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/are-we-biased-or-is-there-really-something-that-makes-sunderland-special.1463358/

Grayson has no eyebrows. He's like an alien. He also seems a few slates short.

Binge watched the series in a couple of days with my son. Funny as fuck. Rodwell rinsed the fuckers and smiled about it. It reminds me of The Office, Bain makes a good David Brent. The scene when he talks with the scouts is priceless. Another thing that gets me is that accent, sounds like they are eating the words.

He just said injuries and smiled......

Finished 0-0.

It was fucking awful tonight. All the build up and all the hype. Crashed down with a shite team selection (I know he wanted to rest players etc), keep the winning mentality going. Waste of time tonight. pickford is fucking shite n all.

Pickford is causing problems over there now. They are desperately trying to defend him. he should just pack in and be a fat Aled Jones stunt double.

Aye, fair point.

I read that earlier, even they are cringing at it. It’s fucking horrific. why pick a shambles of a league one team, shit town, set of fans a couple of chromies short, paedo players, wonky red seats(coming soon). i could go on....

They’ll fuck it up. Seats facing away from the pitch etc

https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/st-mirren-away-21st-july.1433877/ One of them asks "anyone know the cheapest flights from London/South East"? It's not quite the "where is the best place to park in London" but its not far off. The thick get.

https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/charlie-has-now-been-spotted-opening-up-the-ticket-office.1432979/ Charlie down the box office flogging tickets. Like a medicine show.

They get really defensive when anyone mentions finances. For a debt free club they are extremely twitchy.