TheGingerQuiff

Not even arsed. FCB deserves a relegated club for appointing him in the first place

https://www.oddschecker.com/football/english/premier-league/next-manager-to-leave-post The only one beating no cunt it's tough at the top

Klopp will be gone this week. Big smile pasted across his face in the 87th. Dippers must be starting to turn

That must condemn West Brom.

Tbf to Allah Dyce, he carries it a lot better than Bruce. He looks like the sort of fat-lad that could still have normal blood pressure

Matty will be pleased he didn't make the mistake of leaving

Is that £2 for scale? Why are you chairs so small?

apt.

That's how I text after a couple mazzies

Qatar are the moral leaders in world football. That's how they're hosting a world cup

Can't wait for Ryder's take on that. His head has probably exploded

15 seconds if you had your second bollock?

Places like Darlington need the investment more than Newcastle, mind.

see what you did there

Nonsense. They're hardly a handbag dog. Get their coats shaved monthly and they're just a regular looking small dog, with a superb temperament. I don't even get embarrassed walking him in his Christmas jumper, the festive little cunt.

Imagine that thing brushing all the other fresh produce as leaned in to pick something up. I'd make the cunt wear a slave net on it. And after carona a slave muzzle just for his breath

BECAUSE.ISRAEL FOUND OUT GLOOM LIVES THERE

Glendatheroeder, more like. Rip.

Fannies. My Gra I'd have wanted mine dispensed from one of the ones that don't charge 2 quid

When i walk it I just imitate picking it up for the benefit of anyone nearby. If I actually did pick it up the resulting vomit would be messier than the shit.

Not my car

I think my sister paid £500 for him, I've just looked there and they're going for up to 2k. No wonder dognappings are up

You wouldn't say that to his face!

He's called Oscar?

And to those of you with dogs that shed, you stink.