TheGingerQuiff

Willing to play for Steve Bruce?

My favourite fact about the Papa John's Challenge is that we've never been quite shit enough to even enter it

Did barse score for them?

There's a feedback form on their site for you to express your disdain at the lack of a carrot salad!

Alright, Gemmill.

The papa johnson trophy

Gewch has scored! They're going to win a major trophy!

Shite and average? Your words were "above average" you fuckin toucher

You're babbling. I said you might wish you'd been of a different opinion. I never said you need to wish you were of a different opinion. Whatever that means. You loon. good night, consider deleting your account.

What? You aren't even coherent at this point.

Thinking popular opinion makes you right btw our fans en masse are thick as fuck. They all thought Joelinton was a Rondon upgrade on twitter as well mate.

You've just made an argument up in your head there.

And when we're relegated you and those fans might wish you could change your minds.

Even if you multiply Manquillos stats to adjust for the extra minutes Yedlin has played (lol desperate much?) He still has inferior stats from right full back. So not sure why you're pushing that. Well I do, desperation.

I never suggested he didn't have more technical ability. I disputed your clearly wrong claim that he is a more effective attacking player - he isn't - and that he is above average - he isn't. He's below it. No opta needed, happy to help.

Hopefully he can negotiate his way through the pearly gates

So somebody that has achieved less in the attacking third than Yedlin is Cafu in comparison to Yedlin in the attacking third. OK MATE! You trying to dismiss Yedlin's clearly superior stats is more desperate mate. Caught talking shite and called out and doesn't like it

Which do you rate as above average? A smear or the sandwich?

Wait are you Mike Ashley? Owite Rafa. Got that purple fullback you were after... he's definitely above average!

But the stats clearly show Yedlin is Cafu in comparison to Manquillo

[quote]just like when we were comparing Murphy and Ritchie it's the difference between a shit sandwich, and a sandwich only smeared in shit[/quote] Weird, that doesn't seem compatible with your cafu in comparison comment

I don't even know how you could call him average, let alone anything above it. Why don't you show us these above average attacking skills that have eluded us all. Is there a highlight reel? Manquillo's mackem goal wasn't from full back, matey

But what has Manquillo done in the final third to put him above average or to justify calling him Cafu in comparison to Yedlin in that area apart from scoring 0 goals and having half the assists

You saying he can cross a ball when he averages 1 assist per season, doesn't make it true. The stats are there for you. 1 assist per season is below average, not average or "above average". Tit