TheGingerQuiff

Uh oh

Tot should spend more time practising turning and less time changing his name by deed poll

Me

How many black keepers have played in the Premier League? Seems like it's a rarity.

Seagulls eat cabbages Cabbages grow in the ground The ground grounds seagulls.

Shut up PL. Hell on in our RTG match thread. Hank Williams refusing the put the teams up because some other lads pissed him off earlier on.

I don't think Maupay has scored for about 3 months. 2-0 maupay brace.

"And stinks"

"Polarboy talks shite"

"Never listen to shite knownowt bairns on football forums"

Wait there. Shelvey was our top scorer last season. In the premier league. Your big Murphy sell was about how he performed last season, in the Championship. Oh I forgot you just cherry pick criteria to suit your shit argument

Miggy to break down injured and Bruce to act like it's entirely down to wor bad luck with injuries

There's a marginally less underwhelming matchroom card on that I'll be switching to when we concede first

How did he die? Did it accidentally go off?

TOO BUSY STEALING OUR FISH

Shambles, really. An international agreement that involved setting production facilities up in every country, or even just one capable of producing required volumes fast should have been early work.

@McFaul

Glad we didn't put our vaccine programme in their hands mind

I see he reckons Joelinton had his best game in a Newcastle shirt versus Villa 🤣 canny season for him. That's 20 times he's put career best performances in

Nicked

I remember the Morgan cartoon with his face up Trumps arse?

Is that an Alan Barnes quote? Thought Edwards had said it.

As if winning 1 game after all this time would silence his critics

I'm trying to sympathise but keep remembering that I've never met a copper that isn't a prick

Someone should inform her next of king.