TheGingerQuiff

Nowt wrong with Italian food, just none of it is particularly exciting. Even pizzas were improved when taken out of Italy and made spicy

You should all be more respectful. If not for essemmbees efforts that day we'd all be speaking mackem

I know a lass called Lucy with that surname. Affectionately referred to as Juicy Bollock

It's just a really big dish 😜

FISH PIE

How much did you pay for your last guitar pedal? (Gonnae rinse this cunt here)

Where did @adiosgo, the little smackhead

I'm not even sure he's really bald

Try washing them lol

I thought only middle aged single women owned cats

So you'll be coco's pops

Hope reckons some players think he's deliberately trying to get sacked. I'd probably struggle to sack the fat shit in the circumstances

He's pretty much fake newsing us trying to tell us that he is actually playing well. Could be worse like, least he's not Rafa

Sorry, "train"

If the airports aren't open maybe you can get get a train

No age that. Any idea the cause of death?

Watching Manquillo run slower than most people walk was entertaining

He's succeeded in making us less defensive minded tbh. And less attacking minded at the same time. Some achievement.

A £100m loophole?

Chances of even one of them staying fit is slim, let alone both

I mean given the fact that any self respecting manager will have already blocked Charnleys number, I would personally try and get Nolan to do a firefighting job. He can unite a dressing room and would probably stick Carroll in and play to his strengths. Which would be a significant upgrade on whatever the fuck our current gameplan is

Let him make his costly point. It'll not cost me any money

We could get a decent fee for him if we tout him to agent Poch

Harsh on Ritchie and Gayle, who've barely played because the manager is cutting his squashed nose off to spite his big fat face