TheGingerQuiff

Starmer showed us his negative t levels on that punch bag. I'm still disgusted

He's prime minister. He could do better. Women don't care about the race, they wait at the finish line and fuck the winner. His cock will be tiny. He doesn't look like he's got a fuck in him.

He's got more to worry about like a GLOBAL PANDEMIC than to worry about who's paying for the new dresser

Johnson was unaware though

What a guy. Didn't want to pester his lass whilst she wasn't well so took the initiative

She should stick to putting his bait up amirite

To be fair, his lass sounds like a nightmare. Imagine having to put up with that and run a country

Blokes a snake. He's basically embellished everything the public already suspected, which makes me believe he's playing to his audience.

Piss off, I'm having a moment

Did anyone else not cry?

Alright, xi

Friends reunion. Yeah!

So we sticking with the virus and coronavirus research lab being a huge coincidence?

Just seen we've arranged a friendly with Burton. top trolling

I think the theory is it escaped by accident

Conspiracy nut? What me and the US president?

And they reopened without social distancing or high vaccination rates. They're still reporting small numbers of cases per day. How have they stopped it from spreading exponentially?

I thought they fucked about for months, silencing anybody that tried to raise the alarm and letting the thing spread. Magically a strict local Wuhan lockdown worked. Weirdly it didn't reach critical levels in the rest of China

Why do they need a vaccine? They magically eradicated it within a few weeks

Kier doesn't "pack the punch" to be pm. Next

I mean they've actively stopped people accessing evidence.

Oh come on

Dictionary Dave the anti-rave

I bet there's loads of psychopath MPs mind. Patel I'd bet my life on

Bad racists!