TheGingerQuiff

Disagree with the last sentence. Whilst the actually spending some decent money is encouraging, our biggest signing is for the one position that we probably didn't need. He's talking about being a number 10 and we already have De Jong/Sissoko and Perez competing for it. Then we've signed two alleged 20 year olds. I'm worried that the MBemba deal has flop written all over it because how many 20 year olds are top CBs? After the flops of last seasons foreign imports we needed to buy proven Premier League experience and we've bought 3 with none. I don't think we'll battle relegation but we'll be bottom half unless we do a lot more

Wish we'd sign some experienced quality players for once like. I can see us struggling again this season.

How about the divvy toff cunt let's parents decide whether to put parental controls on their devices

Think Colo would be decent again with an athlete of a centre half next to him.

THE FISH IS GETTING FRIED

Yet his goals kept us up. Oh what a tangled web

Aye, the neglect after they sold Carroll and Cabaye as well, despite being able to afford immediate replacements.

An unfortunate symptom of Obertan being your only outright winger

Think our pursuit of Austin and already having 4 strikers on the books is a strong sign we won't be playing with a lone frontman

Tiote Sissoko De Jong Wijnaldum 2 of Perez/Cisse/Mitro

Aye, it's just the author desperately playing Devil's advocate

"Pele"

Can any of our signings hit a free kick? This Colback talk has me reminiscing at how bad his are.

Putting Colback in on merit after last season then including Cabella ahead of Perez and Cisse is a tad harsh!

We're brimming with dross that we can't move on and it'll hinder us from making the progress we need to. Maybe that explains SMs comments about 3 transfer windows?

Half a kebab before you sleep, half when you wake up followed by another hours sleep. Life hax

Avoid smearing shit all over your arse cheeks by wiping whilst still sitting down #lifehack

I find it a bit repetitive

Alright

Posted a picture of a biffter. Both subtle and funny!

Our Dutch players like Rolan that's why we're after him.

Top lad but really cheesy.

Never associate me with Mako again please + who tf is thompers?

Anyone watching this city madrid game? I realise you won't be because you're at work, apart from the fish. I'm in zakynthos still watching it with nachos and a pint. And terrible sunburn 100k at the stadium watching it. Incredible.

We'll improve for sure. Unfortunately if we do we won't build on it (think Anita summer) and our best performers responsible for the improvement will be off and the cycle will repeat.