TheGingerQuiff

That fucking team, what a ginger cunt. We're going to get spanked here. Oh my fucking days. Worse than Pardew

Think they agreed to buy him if they stayed up as part of the loan agreement but after realising that he's shit and injured they're trying to weasel out of it.

I'll swap some tired-looking step ladders for Pantilimon

Advocaat also fired an angry broadside at former Sunderland skipper Michael Gray, who launched a scathing attack on Short and the Black Cats’ players this week. “I have respect for the club’s legends,” he said. “But I heard a story that when Sunderland were relegated, 60 or 90 people found out they were fired, and Mr Gray arrived here with a new Ferrari. “If I know that 90 people have to go because we are going down, I would go on my bike, not a Ferrari. That says enough about the mentality of that man.”

He also said Defoe will play on the wing or the bench because it's his decision not the player's

That 3-0 was class, pissy windy rainy night. We've spent £50m this summer and our team won't be as good as that one was. If he'd spent £50m on that team we could be a Champions League club by now.

He's dump that's why. Tired of our fans rating him.

Jonny Evans to spit at Mitrovic. Mitrovic to stab Jonny Evans.

What's he done? There's nowt on physioroom or newsnow? We are top of the injury list on there already though http://www.physioroom.com/news/english_premier_league/epl_injury_table.php

If McClaren starts Obertan or starts Anita and Colback in the same team again then I'm reconsidering my support for him.

I think @@Alex should apologise to trooper.

If he starts I'd sack McClaren

5-0

And the passing ability. And the tackling ability and any ability that isn't running with the ball. Him in CM with shite like Anita/Colback is a hideous thought. I'm clutching at the idea of Tiote coming into form and Wijnaldum or De Jong being effective as his partner.

I think it's exaggerated how addictive smoking is like.

Do you even smoke?

Just got Foals tickets for November at the Academy

Hang about, how can the weight increase that started two years ago be blamed on the chemo you've been doing for 10 months

Kind of agree. We've never had the complete team really have we? Even under SBR we had Carr and Bramble at the back.

Butchered that one for us

Oh there's no chance. The next few windows will be the best of this latest influx getting cashed in on.

I'm pretty pleased, SM must think he's won the lottery getting sacked from Derby and walking into a PL club and given £50m though.

Think Cabella has gone because we're well stocked in his position as opposed to him being a failure, when De Jong's bladder explodes next week though we mightn't look so well stocked.

We need a RB too for when Jantwat isn't fancying it

Ah, the term "engine room" must have been introduced to describe a non-critical role then.