TheGingerQuiff

What would people do next game with the back 4? I'd be tempted to go unchanged.

He didn't even know Thauvin's name when we nearly scored

Basstarrrrdddddddddd

Rooney going divvy, calling the ref a fucking shit cunt. Owen not waving his imaginary card on this occasion

Minging sub

Owen seething that we got a free kick there

Make a mercy sub ffs, there's going to be poo running down obertans leg live on TV

Steve is slow as fuck to address shit like.

Even a second yellow for him would be a plus

Booked. Sub him

It's ironic that McClaren talks about the new signings being "winners" then starts that nervous wreck. Had a panic attack at half time apparently.

Why does McClaren keep sitting in the stand at the start?

Taylor's done okay as well I think, made a couple of canny blocks.

Colback and Obertan for Tiote and Thauvin, stick Perez up front go 4-4-2.

Spew. Obertan and Colback combofuck

Perez is class, criminal he hasn't been starting. Better than Sissoko.

Weapon. Sign Carrol and have two big cunts up top.

Harsh as fuck wasn't it. Deserved according to BT Sport's commentators

"No protection in front of that back four". I knew it before the game so why didn't this multi-millionaire ginger arsehole picking the team?

Well this is going exactly as envisaged.

Colback wastes possession

Scweiny and Scneidy vs Anita and Colback man. Given the way Swansea were controlling the game against us, even before the sending off, you'd have thought putting somebody with a bit of presence in midfield would have been a priority. Disappointed in McClaren so far, and annoyed with him today.

Look at what's starting! That's the only reason the bench is decent.

Another game with no possession. The weaponry on that bench and he's fielded 3 midfielders that should be nowhere near any premier league team

Obertan, Colback, Anita but drops Cisse