TheGingerQuiff

The only burgers in our place are the ones served up by Pissy Fingers Sean, aptly named after some lads seen him having a piss in a urinal, not washing his hands then heading straight back to his little serving canopy.

Not barbecued you criminal's descendant

So, online courses. Recognised or not? I'll fail anyway, they keep setting me a number of words target for my answers that I'm just ignoring. 500 requested 270 submitted in my latest. Maybe it's because I'm so articulate that I can use one word for things they need five for.

IS THIS A FUCKING DRAGONS DEN THREAD? Is this supervisory management course I've decided to do at Stonebridge college going to be taken seriously. I was almost promoted a couple of years ago only, every manager endorsed me then one fat wanker who'd been with the company for a month veto'd. He left a couple of months later. So I thought I'd do this https://www.stonebridge.uk.com/course/supervisory-management to give me an edge over the other internal applicants that won't have done anything similar. Is it at all recognised or is it only good for the impeccable display of initiative I'm showing?

I'm fairly sure I suffer from it ir an anxiety disorder at the least, but my problem is i'm so introverted that could I fuck stand in from of a Doctor and talk about it. I don't think I'm a severe case or anything but i'm an intensely private person so talking about it isn't really an option. Self medicating has helped, though that's a bit of a minefield. My experiences with the NHS over other issues don't fulfil me with any confidence that they could sort me out. I'm a pretty great pretender though. Think my parents suspect but not many else.

Any of you ever done one? Are they taken seriously by employers if they're on your C.V?

I've read all about the events before but I'm watching the film Alive now about 72 andes disaster. How would you feel about eating a mate in that situation? Would anyone refuse?

The Frank Grimes episode is probably top 10 of all time

What you don't even watch The Simpsons???

SEWs "does this not bother anyone else" bit remind anyone else of Frank Grimes?

Who was?

All that tells me is that he thinks our country is already over capacity, and given the cost of housing it probably is. You're the one being intolerant of his views if anything.

I'm sure something zero hours will pop up. Cheers CT

Their "Beefy the fat mag" thread is 12 pages long now

You send your woman out to work? I thought I'd joined a middle class forum.

I'll have the final say tomorrow on whether or not it was a spoiler.

Tell Cech that!

Lee must have ditched his diary

Rosicky, apt! De Jong will be disappointed to miss out though. If it was worked out by injured:available he'd have made it

When was the last time anybody left us and progressed? I love seeing them fail after once they fuck off like, big time arseholes.

I used to like Graham Mack's morning show on TFM a few years ago. He used to slate the BBC, insisting that he was against the license fee and that commercial radio supported local businesses etc etc. Left TFM, works for the BBC now. Edit: Did anyway, just googled him and it looks like he's moved on again.

Clearly followed the train of thought that won't be able to hold onto him once he sets France '16 alight.

Douglas has just published an article about what the team will look like in 3 windows time, and even gone to the trouble of himself and a colleague each picking a team containing random players that there's no fucking way we'll sign. Horrendous. Edit: Here http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/what-newcastle-united-look-like-10004148?