TheGingerQuiff

I love him just for taking it on. Refreshing to see such an established manager pick a club for the challenge rather than just insist on managing an already-successful club.

Unbelievable that these useless knackers that have been in the bottom 3 all season under McClaren suddenly have an opportunity to play for a manager of this calibre. If that's not a rocket up the arse for them then they need new careers

Odd that before we signed Townsend he'd been picking Perez most of the season. Then AT gets injured and his backup is suddenly Gouffran

I'm pleased they made the cunt sweat. Can you sue an employee for constructive dismissal?

Thanks for nothing Steve, you Gouffran-selecting towel-throwing-in cunt.

Craig Hope just one of my lies turns out to be true

If they're not smart enough to use Uber I question their ITK credentials

What a contradiction!

Steve Stone is going to do it

This team would get relegated from the Championship

Aye but they sign good players for their head coach

The quarter-back role

Pardew claiming tactical superiority with the 0-2 at the Liberty was enough to put me off that cunt

We won't get the fat Spanish waiter ffs.

COULDN'T GET LACAZETTE. RIVIERE THOUGH!!!

We always seem to have a quality target and our second choice is suspiciously dogshit, happens with player recruitment too. Couldn't get Rafa, got Curbishley though.

Your patter rams

The suggestion of "stepping stone" clubs does my head in. More so because we are one

Quelle surprise

Anything The Fish says

Leeve McCharnley meeting this afternoon - ssn

It'd reflect our pursuit of Thauvin. Once Carr's mind is made up it's not for changing!

Would be interesting to see the most expensive squads to be relegated throughout Premier League history and see how this lot stacks up.

A man that compiled this team of heartless knackers is getting praise, whilst £20m+ of his unwanted shite is on loan in France?

BCS is just great