TheGingerQuiff

Wouldn't take a pay cut for a few months after hardly playing following a knee injury. You'd think he'd have seen it as an opportunity to put himself in the shop window and get a decent move in the summer. Probably has little appetite or knows he's finished. Probably get a short term deal somewhere shit and then retire after sitting it out on the bench

I think Enrique is fucked like. Opting to stay at Liverpool as third choice set plenty of alarm bells ringing.

I can't get on any catch-up shit without the painstaking fuckonery of getting a working VPN

What's this called? Is it downloadable anywhere?

Was he a customer or serving you?

What is a service top?

Hope it doesn't turn poisonous if we are already relegated before the game. Think it'd ruin any slim chance there is of Benitez staying

Did you speak to him?

There will be no shortage of takers for him. We'll do it like we did last time and accept any bids for anyone.

More lame than Kirchoff after an hour

Pressure is on them to finish us off now, counting their chickens big time. Everton and Watford won't have much to play for but anyone with children and/or a dislike for sex with them will want to relegate them.

Shelvey having to stroll around attempting Hollywood passes twice a week? No thanks. Swansea had our eyes out

Little point in having a pop at Rafa. It's his preferred formation and he's got this shower of shit on an unbeaten run with it. Suggesting going gung-ho in hindsight is pretty poor

Can't really point the finger at individual players. The genius McClaren appointment and the signing young players policy has relegated us.

2nd half team under Rafa. Confident.

Just had garlic soup which will offset the B.O nicely.

Just waiting for my food in the hotel restaurant @@ewerk liked all the Hungarians within a 5 mile radius on tinder as well, going to be snowed under with fanny later so updates might be sparodic

Just on my way to the hotel now @@ewerk

Your turn will arrive

Incidentally last week on my flight home I spied the couple sat in front of me browsing some swx positions ipad app. Then they had a synchronised toilet break. Mucky cunts

Tbf there was about a dozen hen parties at Newcastle airport this morning I'm practically dragging my bollocks about now

I'm in Heathrow departure lounge. If that's any less sad?

There's what I can only describe as a jonjo shelvey look alike but with a fully tattooed face and entire head sat near me. And his bird is smart which passes me right off. Unless it's his sister or something. Just liked everybody within a mile radius on tinder.

On my way back to Hungary, being the company stalwart that I am. Bought some deodorant in Newcastle's departure lounge and had to bin it at security in Heathrow for my connecting flight. Anger.

The Scottish cunt at work has it down as gourmet lager, one of only two he can drink apparantly. Think the other was Budweiser which is of course equally rank