TheGingerQuiff

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“Is it correct leadership from the top?” queried Sunderland’s seventh manager in five years, who takes his team to Tottenham Hotspur on Sunday. “Has correct direction been given? Most managers have come here on the back foot. They’re not coming in here smiling, on top of it, really positive because they have nearly always been trying to put out the bush fires, to stop things getting worse all the time. I can see that.”

A levels on wearside is how you were conceived marra

Here comes old devil's advocate

Co's no fucker can get anywhere near out goal:)

Is 4+ enough options in these polls?

I like him.

5 cleans sheets though isn't it? Teaching him to catch won't be the most challenging of coaching tasks. The pace we've got in the team mean his hot potato keeping might lead to some lightening counter attacks as well. He's still settling as well and if the alternative is to catch the ball and hoof it long is that preferable?

The apology of a pseudo intellect. It must have been canny bad to get banished from training

I'm not even arsed about individuals at this point. Every single player that starts will be meticulously drilled irrespective of who they are. Not the "pick your favourites" and tell us everything's cushdy no matter what the score is that we're used to

He won't be exposed at RB in this league so I'm happy with him there. Probably get found out in the Prem though

Would love to Kirchoff to breeze through a medical at his next club and be an ever-present. Even if he is about 10 times better in their heads than reality.

The Gouff became the scapegoat. Every team has 'em.

I think that outfit proves he's still on the drink

The only thing a lass gets off me after 10 pints is a weird as fuck message on facebook

I wasn't, these were just isolated incidents from primary school I mentioned. By comp I was pretty much the perfect specimen. Fastest kid in the school, star striker for the school team which pissed the league every year and predicted all A*s as well. It was only when I got a lass in year 10 and I started skiving off to shag her that it all went downhill.

"city", please.

Oh some older kid at the local baths threatened to smack me once to I dared him to go for it, he did and bust me nose. There was about a fucking 6 year age gap there as well.

I only ever had two isolated incidents of older kids having a pop. The first time he was taking the piss out of me so I took the piss out of the lads walk (he'd apparantly been hit be a car as a youn'un and I didn't know) and he ended up getting his mother in to see the headmaster it hurt him that much - even though he started it. Second time two lads blindsided me with whipped cream thinking they were funny cunts and sprayed it in me barnet. Wasn't far from home so I went home and washed it and they followed me. Me father went out with some engine oil and asked which one of 'em wanted a wash first Anyway I washed me hair and went back out on my bike, they were waiting round the corner. Dad had told 'es if they start out again just windmill them. Probably not advisable as it was two versus one. Anyway one of 'em came over and told me to get off my bike, apparently he was gonna nick it. I threw an almighty bat at him and he just about managed to dodge it. Anyway he shit himself and they both fucked off. The main antagonist is dead now though, karma and that.

Not sure how a kinky wank is going to help

The one at work loves reeling the 'we relegated you' line out like. I just say aye you's and Johnson.

The total revenue divided by the number sold

Subssoko, will he get to make his Champions League debut in the dying embers? Or has he been found out already?

Seriously though I already knew he had an unrivaled ability to get performances from average players. Losing the first two games after signing what I saw was shite... then the players got Rafa'd. Which is basically the opposite of being Pardewed. For a team with our resources I wouldn't swap him for anyone. Genuinely

I was menstruating