TheGingerQuiff

He is disqualified for his previous shortcomings unfortunately

They've got qpr tomorrow mate we just use the 'other games' thread for that

I'll fly over there for the season if there's somewhere showing the Newcastle games, like

The thread is taking the joy out of future games. I enjoyed seeing what was going to appear

Rafa's repulsive ringpiece rimming retards

These no-fatality bombs in Trump's home city are convenient for him aren't they?

Zlatan, as good as he is, is too static for the return to the dynamic style of old that they seem keen to return to. He'll still score loads like

Horrendous hiv-hindered horseshits

Hanging onto the words of somebody implying the deliverance of anything without the power to deliver it is

I wasn't expecting massive progress this season. He's on record somewhere before iirc saying he doesn't like to make wholesale changes. One defender, one midfielder and one striker for the first team every summer. Probably take another summer or two to get them challenging at the very top.

Ban the fish from the thread

Select a random letter a-z then get suggestions continuing the alliteration theme

Thesaurus head. Readytogroom had him sussed

So his impending heart attack meant he wasn't rushed to a specialist, instead choosing to watch the game from the sidelines

Love Barts me.

Probably win it he shits cups out for fun. Are we not favourites?

Not comfortable with thesaurus head starting threads however. 0-1.

Paul's pod of penes did just fine

Stars wars is shit

Pep rang and bollocked him about Denayer not playing after seeing the lineups

They're assuming he was unlucky with his airkicks and spooned shots. I reckon 3-4 games before it sinks in that this is as good as he gets

He was fucking class. That period was a golden age for class strikers. Shite now

Stroppy Defoe doesn't look in the mindset to bailing them out either

Is that the comedy account?

That just there I already knew where it was ending up when he swung his leg back his body shape is so wrong when he hits a ball