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At the same time I bet a few kids liked to pretend they were Beckham. It's horses for courses though. If you're that good and playing in a successful team that can facilitate you being just attacking then you get away with it. But if you don't graft when your team is up against it then you're going to get pelters

Both were less selfish players than HBA. And you won't be "blowing out of your arse" when you're not pulling your considerable weight will you? The level of abuse for him has just been escalated to try and point out to those that immortalised him the error of their ways. I liked watching HBA but ultimately he wasn't worth the considerable hassle.

Which rescue centre did you get him from

How much was your dog

Sounds very Irish doesn't it

Maybe it's a pros vs cons thing then? It wasn't like he was a model pro that needed to be emancipated from defensive duties in order to score and create boat loads of goals. He was fat, disruptive and unprofessional. If you take it upon yourself to unburden yourself from tracking back like he did, then he needed to produce enough to make himself undroppable. He didnt

OK why do you think that is?

I'm out for a quick surrender and apology, I won't go dk on him

I'm intrigued as to what criticism of our record goalscorer is going to be justly used as an argument to defend that fat overweight prickly dick head HBA

Elaborate

His ego was an asset. I doubt many become world class without having a one.

What's a smeg fridge? Sounds unpleasant

Let's me guess, couldn't play trequartista?

Shearers???

It'll be a club looking for an excuse to sack their manager on the cheap.

Champions League is on so probably unlikely

About 9 episodes of 'gone fishing'. Crack on

Rafa's ability in cup tournaments and his nack of getting the best from average players make him ideal for the job. Luckily I doubt that the f.a is capable of that sort of competence I don't think Rafa is ready for semi retirement

Our best recent achievements have come under foreign managers. We've grossly underperformed with English ones since Hoddle. Don't get why English was criteria

Getting away with the panorama shit as well must have contributed to his sense of immortality

Sure I read they've got the highest net spend of any championship club ever this season. Don't know if true.

He's far too shameless and greedy to resign.

Can they even afford to sack Moyes? I doubt it

The latter would be immeasurably funnier. Getting exposed as a cunt is better than being exposed as shit.

quelle surprise