TheGingerQuiff

Hardly like-for-like him and George Michael but could work

He's pretty far from being a cunt

Any cover up or chanting of his name? Or not?

Johnson man of the kids

The Schumacher chalet in Meribel will be vacant of you don't mind squatting for a week

Crystal usually have some alright offers on

It wouldn't be great if it was accurate but it isn't We haven't had issues scoring except in a few games, sometimes watching us you can just tell it's going to be one of those days. But we always wait until after the 70th minute to try and do anything about it and that's where the issue lies. They started coming into the game and we did nowt to stop it happening

A positive is we've still won more games than anyone else. Our inability to draw can be interpreted both ways really.

I think we've got the players to pull a 3-5-2 off

Forgot about the Forest game, partly because I was absolutely smashed

http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/rafa-benitez-says-finds-incredible-12395680 Fair enough like. For all the slagging off about the team selection we did absolutely batter them. Probably the unluckiest loss of the season

Water carrier. Cabaye. Dilute. Blerghhh

Has Rafgod said owt yet? Not gonna calm down till he's splained his self

He isn't Colback that's all I really know about him

Loan for the cheeky one makes sense

His leg will probably fall off on 2nd Feb after we don't sign a suitable backup

I also think the leadership (lack of) issue i mentioned earlier in the season is glaringly obvious at this point. When it isn't happening for us we don't have battle hardened types to shepherd us to the draw, they just go pieces every fucking time

It's his signings that have baffled me. Ritchie and Gayle aside they've been absolutely shite. Atsu hasn't been a disaster but he can't even get a game. 3 full backs that can't get in ahead of Dummett and Anita. A keeper that's had to be dropped in favour of effectively our third choice 'keeper. And a few million on fucking Daryl Murphy. I like Rafa but he needs to sort his shit out before the wheels come off.

What a fucking bell Mike Dean is

Not even arsed about the cup next weekend like. We don't need the distraction

Where is Tiote the utter fucking wankstain

Not much point in blaming Anita. We've been undone by a shit free kick that Colback conceded. That's what happens when you select somebody with no positive aspects to their game. He is fucking dire

Going to be 2 points behind brighton having played a game more. Needs nipping in the bud this.

OUT

Rafa out!