TheGingerQuiff

Goal

We are long overdue a league draw mind

Imagine these in the Premier League

We need to fuck these up in the second half.

Pardew sold him

I'm watching too. It was like the fire alarm went off after the second

Rafa

I didnt back us so we're absolute certs

Mackems losing heh

Not arsed about Leeds like, shite but in an extended purple patch. There's one at work that always keeps me posted with their owners latest ramblings. Ah don't give a shit mate!

I'm ringing yours to ask who went to Florida!

No I'm saying the Keegan thing that started the whole thing wasn't intentionally malicious. He started being a cunt because he felt we were being cunts because the reaction to the Keegan thing was probably, in his eyes, disproportionate. Keegan didn't handle the situation well imo. He could have put pressure on Ashley by expressing public discontent, causing the fans to pressure the issue to be addressed. His resignation whether intentional or not absolutely destroyed the fans relationship with Ashley and he, being thin skinned, went into cunt mode and during those years I hated him. But the dust has settled now, he started spending money and then sanctioned paying Benitez. Appointing Shearer when we went down last time would have went some way to appeasing us but he fucked him off for because he was in cunt mode. He's definitely improved so no point in bearing a grudge. There's clear intent there now, we'll find out next season how far that stretches to.

Well when you put it like that, it's a no-brainer. If they agree to my midweek demands then I'm in! The place is more laid back on a weekend too, no management about etc.

The Sports Direct aggro probably helping us too. He's stopped targeting us and moved on to the Shirebrook whistleblowers! I foresee extra breaks offset by increased vending machine prices in the canteen and single ply toilet paper.

All you's could do it and stream the fucking football in your office chair though, I'd be grafting here, missing the lot

Free time at my skintest part of the year, where i'd usually be working more hours to offset December impulse buys which last year would have added at least a year to my retirement age. I've decided I'll only do it for them if I can work a couple of days through the week too, then I still get 3 days off and earn more money. This will be just one of my many demands because I know none of the other cunts will want to do it so I might be able to exploit the situation. Alternatively, Chez - give 'es some money.

Been offered the opportunity for a couple of months to work 2 twelve hour shifts per week, Saturday day 7am-7pm and Sunday night 7pm-7am. Then have the rest of the week off, in exchange for the same pay as a normal working week of Monday-Friday (8 hour shifts). Is this worth having no social life for? Social life/happiness or less time at work. Decisions.

Those two revenue streams will be down because of the period of discontent as a result of his cunt period of cunt decisions and sometimes, correct tough decisions. Rafa building a Premier League team will surely improve both. There's so many fucking diabolical owners out there, now more than ever. Would you fancy our chances of getting a better owner, if it was announced that he'd sold the club tomorrow to an unnamed buyer?

Has his mellowing coincided with him getting back with his ex-wife btw?

Ambition is paying Rafa the money required to secure his services, and provide the backing and assurances required to retain him. It's okay saying the club spent what it's earned but without strong leadership the club might not be earning at all ala mackems. Charnley is imo, like I said above, just the human shield for Ashley criticism, and that's why he survived relegation. Ashley is ruthless and a cunt in the same that most billionaires have to be. I just prefer to appreciate him being less of a cunt than he was being, it's better for the soul.

It wasn't malicious though, was it? He wanted us on side, ballsed up, and got a wrath that only a Keegan exit could have provoked. He's thin-skinned, and the years following that proved that. But you can't help being thin-skinned, can you? It's just a trait. Now he distances himself from decisions at the club, claims it's down to the 'football board'. It's a rouse, he's pulling the strings but doesn't want the wrath when he makes a mistake. That's why Charnley didn't get sacked, by the way. He's basically a spokesman.

Sometimes you need to let go of the grudge. Many of the mistakes were probably down to being thin skinned and apathy on his part. From his point of view, he's bought the club, given it a huge interest-free loan, brought back the most popular manager of recent times and spent more money buying players. He made a giant mistake with Wise, and Keegan's reaction blew the whole thing out of proportion (as did the fact that it was Keegan and not some journeyman). If I was Ashley at that point I'd be aggrieved that I turned into a hate figure overnight. The fat bastard chants were hardly going to capture his imagination and encourage him to treat us to a star-studded team. There's a bit of a truce now between fans and him and the club is reaping the benefits of that in terms of more ambition. Continuing to poke him with a stick and whip up discontent about him is pointless and at worst could be counter-productive. The debt may have doubled but I'm guessing, I'm sure you'll be able to tell me whether or not this is true, that it's now more affordable?

I don't hate Ashley like I did. He got us into a very healthy position financially and spent big last season. He's stopped being a grudge-bearing provocative cunt. He deserved what he got the first time but not last season, he got stung by a shit manager appointment and shit signings. I read the mackems are paying £8m interest a season on their debt. Given that he's made ours interest-free, I don't begrudge Sports Direct being plastered around. I worry about what he'll do after Rafa leaves though. His loyalty to Pardew 'til the bitter end was hard for us to swallow, but for potential managers looking in it looks good on him that he's not going to bin you straight off when you hit a bad spell.

Is it legal to lie bullshit for financial gain? Like when Alex Ferguson bullshitted us about Gillespie's wage? We should have dragged the old cunt over the coals

Turned it off, too many similar sounding accents and bravado stops it being an easy watch or easy to follow. Will save it for when I'm in the zone.