TheGingerQuiff

Plus the fact we were shit for post SBR

Would love Jonjo to get a call up ahead of him as well. Enjoy big sam's centre halves pumping it up to Benteke, Judas!

Spurs are going to be class for years if they keeo Dele Alli and Kane. Both are fucking tremendous

Banter

Course he tried. He'd been rotting in Spurs reserves. Trying hard was his ticket out of the sicking ship. Leaving a club after 6 months for a smaller club managed by Pardew. Wanker. It's a no from me

I hope we aspire to sign better next season tbh

Chose to sign for Pardew, hated by the fans that had warmed to him, of all people than hang around and help the club that rescued him from a reserve side. Hope his career turns to shit and he can fuck right off. Is also a bit of a one trick pony.

Seen an article earlier that right wing voters are more attractive than left wing voters. I don't think Toontastic was used as part of the sample though

It's still the third best in the division which isn't too shabby when you're outscoring them all with a "negative" one striker formation!

I'm curious about his now-strong hairline

Bench for Barnsley today. Has he gone off the boil?

Get Ayoze off the tabs and he'd be able to replace the movement up top. He got a couple up front whilst being Pardewed, maybe he can offer more playing further up in this division. He's a capable finisher when he gets chances. Perhaps his deeper role is hindering him a little this season

Would love to see him have a crack at management too. If not here then wherever he went would be my second team

Love Big Al an unhealthy amount. We probably won't ever have a better player than him in his first season here. He had fucking everything. Absolutely unplayable, at any level. The English strikers around at the time and none of them even laid a glove on Shearer's England place. I think I even got choked up when he broke the goalscoring record Don't buy into this "too much influence" shite either, it's characters like him that you want to have influence.

I'd get 7 in 5 in the Dutch league

Mannone

Lascelles is as slow as they come

Probably struggle getting a half decent striker in mind

Didn't even dare make a sub today

Huge win

Protests are for mags

Ayoze with two assists. Provider.

Invite 'em on, pick 'em off

Salt to mackem wounds

We're winning