TheGingerQuiff

Aye I'm with you here. Easier to get somebody motivated to work for a pittance when there's people willing to do it because it's triple what they earn at home. In the same way a malnourished kid would probably shine my shoes more enthusiastically than ewerk would if I offered £2.

You still would.

Cheers. You've paid a brand name premium there like! Just ordered an unbranded one for a fiver delivered. Will post photos of results in coming days.

Bally and Sewpa Kev to be installed as co-managers. Get your renewals in fast

What tablet you riddled mong

Nah I self examine

What tablet? I've got what I think is one at the top of my arse crack. Sore as owt. I'm currently using talc to try and keep it dry and applying athletes foot cream. No idea if that's the proper way to treat it but don't really fancy seeing a doctor about me arse.

Lewis Ritson ringwalking to the blaydon races

Mail have done a bit on the fastest players in the league and Yedlin doesn't feature in the top 10. I doubt anybody is quicker than him

The Layover on Netflix is easy watching

Where in France? I went late March before and it was fine. A little slushy in the afternoon but refroze through the night

So what did they call what they were doing to their sisters then?

Yes. It's obvious that he doesn't rate our 'keepers at all. One of them can stay as third choice. Woodman can go on loan.

Not rich enough anyway

Bet they didn't know they were being filmed either

I like the way they try to hang onto our coat tails with statements like "both clubs have excellent support considering", when the contrast between the two supporter groups is black and white. Imagine if they get relegated in an empty sos vs Burton man

You mean it isn't already?

To answer your question though Bent was probably their best signing. In fact Brewce had a solid enough top tier side but they hounded him out for being a mag.

Sessegnon was better than HBA iirc before West Brom snapped him up for their reserves

Things looking alright for us, bleak for them. There'll be a NUFC HMRC comfort blanket thread on there soon no doubt then.

Has nobody seriously got me a ticket yet

Ticket needed. Help.

@Dr Gloomdo your Huddersfield thread. I need a brief if anyone knows of any spares

He's just lucky that Mitrovic wasn't taking them all

Unpatriotic twaddle