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If he hadn't said it'll cost more now it'd look daft pandering to them after calling them time wasters. Probably just wants a slight improvement on past offers in reality

Just remembered that lad having a shit in the stands. What a season

Les pedant!

She looks about 180 and half decomposed in the picture I seen

I looked at that too. They have to play Swansea and Southampton (who also play each other and Southampton would have to win) and would have to lose to both before beating Burnley. Alongside us losing all of our remaining games.

We probably are given the teams playing against each other. I'll let you work it out though

We're responsible for him being there too. I still remember their "our Jack vs their Jack" thread after they signed him

If he can achieve success on a sensible business model I think he'd opt for that rather than not opt for it

So you're not in a coma then. That makes it worse

Wants banning for letting this happen. It's matchday!

World's oldest person why does this keep happening, man.

Nah I think any signings will want assurances over Benitez's future so they'll sort something out before then. There'll likely be stuff in it to protect him from getting fucked over though

I don't think they'll go down next season, but I think it's more likely than them getting promoted

He'll sign a new deal this summer

Unlikely, but I don't think Benitez is looking for investment over and above what the club generates. Nice to hear him say he wants titles, get bored of the "wif the right investment noocarrsle could be top eight" stuff

Hope they win their remaining games

Might get to a few of their games next season. It's important to support the game at grassroots level in the region

Thought CT was quiet yesterday

Well you posting on other teams forums doesn't do us any favours

They try and have a special bond with us with their "both clubs have fantastic support considering" patter. Which is a bit like me saying that me and Bill Gates have a bit of cash between us

Rip sized

Harsh, Burton could get out still

If Mitrovic scores next week we've sent them down

Barnsley will do Leeds. Brum will get a point. Burton will win