TheGingerQuiff

Wanker

Relax lads. It's all part of the plan. Play skint so as to not get ridiculous quotes then blow the chest in the last few days

What a cracking 12th round that was

He's doing himself no favours like, everybody thinks he's a cunt since Sports Direct was shown up for what it is and it's suffered because of it. Before that he was happy for Pardew and a few snide cunts in the press to peddle out the deluded Geordie shite, but since he was outed and now that we've got a manager that isn't a mouthpiece he's looking every bit the cunt that he is no matter how many Keith Bishops he hires. If I was a Sports Direct shareholder I would be blaming him and his public image for the company's performance dips. And that's why I'm not against people targeting his brands.

Ki? Chopra?

Neither would Benitez

Anyone been watching Who is America? End of the second episode was side-splitting

And ripped

I'm 6'0

79kg today. 13kg down since Feb and strong as an ox. Feel free to worship me.

Just apologise n move on Rayvs

There'll be leaks about how unreasonable Rafa is being soon

sign and you can spend what Liverpool paid for a 'keeper over the entire length of your contract

It's obviously in the most difficult place to reach as possible

I just clicked on

Sat in James Cook now trying to get this sorted out. Apparently I've got a big huuuuge stone in me salivary gland.

My mate has one, I had some fun adding sex toys to his Amazon basket when he wasn't in the room but the novelty wore off almost instantly.

Alexa, I've got a wife

If you spent hours talking to Siri/Bixby without the novelty wearing off you'll be fine. Otherwise it's about 30 minutes of entertainment. I haven't got one btw

They're shit

His contract expires in 2019. Some top journalism at play here

I read the the rumoured Rondon deal would end up costing us more than his release fee as well. Which is money that could instead be spent on doing things like improving training facilities and getting Benitez to sign

Benitez contract stand off? i.e option to buy only exercised if Benitez stays. Can see why players might be reluctant to commit with the uncertainty. And Ashleys position will be not to want an outgoing manager spending a fortune.

There were some usually sensible albeit misguided leave voters last time though. There's only the Tommy Robinson types left which probably accounts for only a fraction of them