TheGingerQuiff

OH GOD FUCK OFF

FUCK OFF

Omg die

What a save

Ref will dig them out an equaliser

Ffs

Fancy booking him for that. Cunt

They were always going to come out like this after HT, I suspect we'll grow into the half as long as we can see out the 60 minute mark without conceding

PMSL looking like our day

Above Fulham in the in-play table. Are you watching Nitro?

Goal kick

Muto looks a bit like alpha Asian Vince Chung

Can't wait for some analysis about how bad Man Utd have been at half time

OMMMMMGGG

GGGGGGGOOOOOOALAALLALALALALAL

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ÀGoooalllll

All owa them

Asking Benitez questions about 'United'. I hate BT Sport like

Diame will score

Can't see past an away win. Rio Ferdinand to lament Ashley being overlooked for the nobel prize in his post match analysis

Shame really, apart from for me picking up loads of lucrative overtime covering them both, nobody wins

Lad at our place got called out for being lazy the other week by a less than diplomatic colleague. The lad's response was to deck him. Both suspended now.

Bishop will be livid. Sets a pr stunt up and the fat shit couldn't restrain himself from flicking a V at fans They'll have him serving at a soup kitchen with a peg on his nose next

Remortgage your house and go long on GBP with maximum leverage then. I for one am sceptical that a fat shit from Boldon is one step ahead of the financial markets but hey ho. Let us know when you've done it