TheGingerQuiff

Happy Christmas, time zone wanker

I thought Bush was a republican

Any contenders for a shock Xmas death? Been a bit quiet this year. How's Prince Philip looking lately?

When do festive bakes go off sale? The voucher is a bit sadistic if they stop selling them after Xmas

I'm worried about you, Rayvs

I call it Quiff's Noodel De Jour

you slob. They're 50p in Tesco atm. I find the Bombay Bad Boys a bit offensive, they smell like B.O. I like to get a beef & tomato and add east end extra hot chilli powder for a kick. Thank me after you've tried it.

Only if they suck the right dicks

Probably a bit of a pity present when he sees you peeling the lid off a pot noodle every other day

Hope we don't cross the half way line and 0-0 them, the media tantrums would be just beautiful

Got a couple of toblerones to wrap up still which is kind of like graft?? Otherwise I'm off until the 4th

Don't teach it words that are going to get it beaten up for using. Congratulations

Ashley lives down a drain so he'd have got it either way

Anybody that thinks Hayden is the answer has gone too senile to fully understand the question

It's worse than that, he preferred Atsu. So instead of getting a player who's value would remain stable and probably increase we wasted ?£6m? on an absolute log of a player that we'll struggle to move on.

Condolences mate, lost my favourite one a bit suddenly just before xmas (albeit not this close) a few years ago. Totally shit carry on

What a clogged u-bend of shit this has been. Was there anything more predictable than us not breaking down the worst defence in the league?

Will this be their first clean sheet?

Alopecia I think

Rather lose 4-3 myself

Went to see Pusha T at the warehouse project a couple of weeks ago, who is and was phenomenal. GMP speeding ticket arrived in the post yesterday though. Bastard. My first ever.

He doesn't celebrate Christmas he's black

After the criticisms of Mourinho playing their "brand" of football they wouldn't be going for Rafa

What as manager or dm?

Big Mit will bottle it, it's one of the main features of his game