TheGingerQuiff

The whole thing could have been avoided if there was an intervention by professionals earlier. When he started pretending he was Peter Pan, for example.

I left the Bournemouth home game in the middle of the first half

Even worse.

Just think he wants to, and his hard work has shown signs of bearing fruit with recent performances. Even just a couple of quality additions will elevate this side to the next level

He'll stay

He'll leave and Ashley will take an owner/manager role mate

Never mix me up with Fish again. I'm traumatised enough after watching Leaving Neverland last night

Just watched Louie Theroux from last night. Kid he interviews is an obvious sociopath

Perez would get 10 if he stood in the opposition box and refused to go any deeper

Decent goal scorer with a worse conversion rate than Ayoze

If you do dig out the distance covered stats do Mitro vs any of our strikers

The thing about J69 is he's in here defending Mitrovic who has admitted to leaving the club because he didn't want Rafa telling him to be more mobile, and is calling Shelveys a lazy shit in another thread despite him actually responding positively to Benitez's coaching. He lost a stone in the summer after Benitez took over iirc

Can't find any distance covered stats so I won't speculate. Whoscored.com has him as our 8th best performer over the season by all of the measures they do record though.

So Mitrovic is feeding on scraps but Perez hasn't been? I thought your argument for Fulham being shit was that their defence was shit, and that it was ludicrous to blame the attack

That's a result of the competition for places ethos that Benitez lives by. No point in picking on appearances where he's clearly carrying an injury and putting it down to his head not being right either. It's a lazy conclusion to draw.

Knife crime getting extra coverage these last few days, a young white girl must have died.

Love Shelvs, the lazy stuff is just rolled out by fans of other clubs who haven't acknowledged his transformation under Rafa. Would like to see how he gets on next to Longstaff. When he's on song he's levels above Diame/Ki/Hayden

What's the 13 stand for mate? If you get any PMs off @t00nraider2 forward them to @Antor @Tom and tell a guardian

in bold as well

I used whoscored.com multipled their games played by shots per game and divided by no of goals. Probably an easier way though

Mitrovic, who you defend, has scored 1 goal per 9.5 shots this season. Just sayin' Edit: Perez's actual conversion is 1 goal per 8 shots

Blair was a great prime minister, a highlight of his tenure being meeting me in front of tv cameras

Not being one of those bloody pacifists cost him

Exclusive by Ryder following The Times report that Ashley has taken the club off the market. Apparently Rafa will want transfer assurances if he's going to commit. Ground-breaking stuff that's brand new and never been said before

He's removed his excuse for not spending. It's a good thing I suppose if it means some transfer funds. It won't make a difference as to whether or not he'll sell - if he gets the bid he wants he still will. I don't know if he's ever wanted to sell but either way his mind hasn't suddenly changed