TheGingerQuiff

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-7075591/Sheik-Khaled-confirms-agreed-terms-buy-Newcastle-United-Mike-Ashley.html

It's not all bad news for them lot up the road http://twitter.com/Brooker1982/status/1133083529770876928

Can't wait for the return of Champions League nights. Imagine entering the late stages of a cup with a chance of winning it.

I think Ashley will be living rent-free in troops head long after he's sailed off into the sunset

Personally I'm not against a £500m stadium renaming rights deal

Man Utd fans and Liverpool fans shitting it. Another nail in the football coffin etc Love it.

Cheers, troops

Wait what? They on the forum like?

Not sure they'd sell him at any price tbh, maybe hoover up the best lads from Spain. They've all got release clauses haven't they?

Poor old Rafa won't have even scouted the market he's going to be shopping in

They've posted an article about a different sheikh being on trial for a sex crime and trying to make out that it's our guy

This will catapult us to Everton levels they're saying I'm sure that's what a fucking arab royal has in store for us as well. It's going to be a pissing match between us and City isn't it?

There'll be a super league that we won't be allowed into by the time our huge cash injection makes any difference I'm reading

Hopefully we get a HMRC fine and pay double whatever it is just to send a statement to the football world

Pep as assistant

They're not taking this well on RTG. Apparently FFP will stop us from being top 6.

Could be great for the city this if he's owt like the City fella, spent a fortune on the local area hasn't he? Sure they increased the meat content in the match day pies as well so that should cushion the blow of losing Mike Ashley Football Expert for CT

Knowing our luck he'll be the family tight-wad

كن هادئا ، الأسماك

I've never seen Hamed El Harthi get anything wrong yet so I'm pretty content it's done. Local hacks are seething about knocking nowt

I'll enjoy our galacitcos honking Villa next season tbh

Bit racist

Somebody with a rtg account should absolutely point out that the sheikh is from Abu Dahbi

It's done