TheGingerQuiff

Fish stinking up the rtg thread now. Ffs. I don't remember his return being part of the takeover deal

Trying to convince themselves that pif are cash poor and all their capital is tied up, and that they won't be spending much on us. Love that place.

Rayvin been sportswashed and toried

Looks, pedals, you're here to ridicule the guitar lads.

Still working through. Not as good as last week's banofee mess

I'm about to have a cardiac arrest if my burger and rocky road mess doesn't arrive pronto. 40 minutes late and counting.

Hopefully his excellency brought his beheading sword.

His excellency will surely sanction a billion pound management restructure after that. Triple peps wage.

Shelvey off. With his head.

I hope his excellency isn't within earshot of any unsavoury language

Has anyone accounted for Renton's whereabouts?

Has Brucey croaked on 999.5? Some would say that could only happen to him

Sacking Bruce after a win will be even funnier

Scenes. His excellency hugging all around

Welled up there like

In his BBC article, duh. I wonder if the entire build up to the first game is spent talking about us and all the money. I hope and expect so.

Wow, you saying make Bruce the fall guy? Alex is right, and Rayvin is instigating the whole thing.

My Mam used to send me or my sister into the local to "retrieve" my Dad if he'd overrun his curfew by a few hours. Think rather than come out he bought me my first pint at about 11. Top trolling from him

Our first game as the worlds footballing superpower of superpowers and we're using this thread title? I despair. It'll be like Jeff Winter's last game as a ref where he wondered if some of the applause at the end of the game were for him

If we converted pif wealth to pound coins would there be enough to fill st james Park? I won't stop pondering this until I have the answer

He's offside less under Tuchel because he's usually on the bench. Little timmy winces everytime he has to play him

Is it watchable for someone that only got half way through the Sopranos? Or would parts go over my head?

He's fast and makes some good runs. Like Almiron. Has similar end product and is offside more than Shola.