TheGingerQuiff

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Bruce will be punching above his considerable weight if he can nick a point off these. We can't compete with sovereign states, oligarchs, cooks etc

Grant Hanley in the premier league Quick own goal and we're underway!

I reckon Bishop steered him away from naming him

You might wish Joselu was still here if Joelinton is crap and Carroll is injured Forgot you've already assumed that all these new signings are an improvements based on nothing much at all

Well, since last season

They can still leave on loan. Transfer window is still open for most leagues

I've always got a space under Aspers no bother whenever I took the car. Not that that matters to this mackem shite and his 12 fingered kids.

Ok 28 goals, to charity.

28 aye. Even better for me

You're trying to change it after we've agreed it now ffs

Like taking candy from a big sanctimonious baby

£20 says your 4 dont beat that

Include Kenedy than as Asm is his replacement. That's 26 goals. Ayoze 13, rondon 12, Joselu 2 Kenedy 1

4 players vs 3 players, seems fair

I'll bet that Joelinton, Gayle, Carroll, Muto don't score as many as Joselu, Perez, Rondon, Muto last season. Much as you like. Premier league goals only.

Why are you including ASM in your bet when he isn't in the list of strikers?

Or a word processor, that's how Fish was conceived!

That's more than I thought tbf almost featured in half! I'm saving all of my fantasy team subs to bring him in and out whenever he's passed fit

What does Brewces formation look like? I heard 5 at the back but haven't been paying much attention. Longstaff is proper box-to-box, looking forward to watching him this season. Don't tell anyone though

DM isn't a glamorous position so not much resale opportunities so didn't get one

aye. Gayle is mostly anonymous in games at top level. J69 talking shite as per

We've lost our two top scorers and one of them has been replaced by Andy Carroll Bruce for Benitez Anybody pleased by anything at all this summer wants shooting with shit.

There's people calling it a good window. They're just assuming all of these nobodies that they haven't seen play yet are mint. Even Mark Douglas saying the squad is stronger on paper. Absolute shite

I don't give a fuck, I still get angered by mugs falling for pr stunts though