TheGingerQuiff

A hung parliament is almost certainly a labour coalition isn't it? Which guarantees no no deal

Labour minority odds drifting

I thought they were already Tory? Edit: no, not sure who I'm confusing them with

Wifey at my polling station at 3.30pm was saying they've already surpassed the usual entire turnout. Looking dicey for Phil Wilson

Not in their minds. They're thick and shouty, not rational.

1-1 revote obv

The ones that are still leave are all militant in my experience. This will rumble on for years. I'm nearly at the point of thinking a soft labour negotiated brexit might be the best outcome

You think a peoples vote to remain will placate the militant leavers?

Weird, the non-boycotters told us he doesn't care about the bad PR of falling attendances.

We were once promised that someone famous would be taking our assembly at school and it turned out to be him. None of us had a clue who he was though so they should have probably briefed us beforehand rather than try to create mystery. Rip

Heckled "thick cunts" at a Brexit party campaign van that came through my street with a megaphone earlier. The pitfalls of grocery shopping online, I'm never conveniently carrying eggs (or milkshake). Still felt hard as fuck though.

Ironically his brief stint as manager nearly finished him off

We're doing well given our strikers aren't scoring. It's unsustainable though and and barely worth the smug Bruce trolls

What if you knew beforehand that it was j69s inheritance?

Bruce is a cock, no amount of victories will change that. Factor in that most don't batter an eyelid whether we win or lose anymore then he's going to be waiting a while for any kind of recognition from most. J69 obv still cares like, whevener theres a free ticket going.

Our forward line to our score last seasons, iirc. Better on paper than last season iirc.

Given Brewce* has final say on transfers and the money spent who's fault is it if we say last seasons? *we believe him right? Right?

Remember when Grabban left because they were slagging him off for only scoring all the time and doing nowt else

Aye. Burton have had to knock down a partition and extend the trophy room

their below-the-pub league bogey team, both karma and irony at their reespective fucking sweetests

You settling up yet? I reckon Paddy Power would've paid out early on this one.

Hopefully they Cancun to an agreement on a price

They only love the Don because they were so gleeful at getting a new owner in before us.

They resigning Kirchoff?

Hardly surprising that his journalism isn't up to scratch when he must spend hours sheering off his thick locks to achieve the optional slap head look