TheGingerQuiff

And now over to Amsterdam for a diplomatic ex-pro expert view on the situation ...

If your striker is behind play and not finding spaces then it's difficult to pass to him. Lost count of number of times we've gotten into advanced positions and there's nobody in the box

It's fuck all to do with service and more about him being too braindead to get on the end of owt. And even if that's not his natural game that doesn't excuse him from some of the bread and butter chances he does miss. The kind of chances even our centre halves are putting away but he can't. When we do get into advanced positions he seems to be a few seconds behind play. I seen a stat earlier that we've completed the least amount of passes in opposition boxes than any other premier league sides. His lack of movement, lack of awareness, complete failure to attack the ball or anticipate dangerous places where the ball might be played to are all contributing factors. For me, anyway.

They've gone on a mini run of form since they united behind the Donald Out movement and are now split again One or two on readytogroom having a pop at Rafa for signing Joelinton too.

How can some 3rd round ties have VAR and others not?

Perez defended from the front and actually looked like he was trying, more than can be said for Joelinton. He's like a statue in the box. That knockdown from Fernandez across the goal was begging for a striker to be busting a gut to get on the end of it. He was strolling around.

Ashley reckons he offered to put £23m of his own money towards it suddenly turned benevolent for the world's dodgiest transfer, after saying he wouldn't put any of his own money in previously

Well speak for yourself, his goal record and the noises that Benitez wasn't interested in him were big enough red flags for me. I thought we'd made a dodgy as fuck shite signing at the time and even put my money where my mouth was.

Apparently Donald has gone to watch his local Oxford play

Sutton on BTSport absolutely crying his eyes out that Norwich made a load of changes. 1 nil up 2nd minute

Over the top he was £40m and has scored once.

Bruce calling Muto "Mutu", in case anybody was worried he is as bad as Kinnear.

BuT hEz ThE rIgHt AgE

Dubravka

Not even joking

Btsport apologised. The Chronicle have written an article about it.

Poor cunts handn probably hurts. Patched up to play Rochdale.

Joelinton

MIGGGYYYY

Imagine playing Hayden at CB instead of playing a kid

I wonder what he thought when one of his soldiers got poached by the athletic. I wonder if an athletic-branded envelope landed at trinity house and he thought his time had arrived.

Meh.

A lot of their pantomime villains go on to better things. Moyes and Rodwell within a week. I expect Benitez will get a top job soon and they'll tie themselves in knots trying to explain it

Rodwell joins Sheff Utd, who are higher up the premier league than they are league one