TheGingerQuiff

Imagine thinking that appointing a woman is going to bring back the brexit radgies. It's the sort of snowflake generation move that has them all wound up

Gold value spiked after the assassination, which has in turn made my old pension that I put into a 7/7 risk investment that is linked heavily to precious metals and mining spike a nearly a grand. Imagine how rich I'll be if there's a war!

He's the biggest whinnet in football punditry, no mean feat when up against the likes of Crooks, Owen and Savage

@essembeeofsunderland

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/films/news/sacha-baron-cohen-mark-zuckerberg-golden-globes-nazi-jojo-rabbit-a9271571.html%3famp

This jist of his article on Joelinton basically saying he's getting plenty of chances and it'd be a bigger concern if he wasn't, before wrapping up with "he needs better service". Ghostwritten by j69.

In terms of value for money, he is.

No marra he was the best player doing loads of dribbles and completing loads of passes at the same time as when we were launching long high balls to him.

Shithole mate

He is fuckin' shit. I don't care who's fault it is, it's an accurate observation. I disagree with fans abusing him directly, if they're thick enough to be buying tickets still then they should accept whatever is served up. But he is shit. And it doesn't even look like there's a player in there. Don't think I've ever described Supa Andy as anything other than a joke signing fwiw. He's 23, not that young really. Owen and Rooney had already started their decline at that age. He's at an age where he should be showing some obvious quality (perhaps without consistency) and he isn't. He's showing nothing. You'd expect decent prospects to go the Austrian league and to score every week. This lad was 1 in 4. That's the sort of level Mitrovic was banging them in at, at a younger age.

Hardly hyperbole to say he's our worst ever signing. In terms of value for money, he is.

So him being asked to win some headers has caused his all round play to become shit.

Balls lumped at his head for 90 minutes isn't hyperbole though right?

All.4 of our centre halves have a better goals:minutes ratio

That's me convinced them, I'd rather have one Joelinton than two Rondons

Nobody with that dirty common brummie accent is getting elected as pm

Another one who's condition has been shrouded with secrecy. There's leukaemia rumours online and given some of the dodgy hats and rapidly thinned out hair in the few sightings of him since cancelling his tour I'm convinced he's had chemo. Interestingly enough when I was digging for rumours about him i found loads of people saying he's a right knob off camera. I need a job.

Peter Kay can't have much longer either

Schumacher with a bit of luck. The whole ohhh we aren't telling you how he is thing got boring quick. Arseholes.

Joeslu Perez is a brutal partnership tbf

I am considering the possibility that he might be okay now

He initially just quoted you without comment

And there's the fatal blow to @strawbobservations

This donkey could have ginola and Solano whipping balls in and wouldn't be scoring.