TheGingerQuiff

Pardew is a cock but at least tried to present himself as being semi-intelligent. Bruce is thick as fuck and anybody that's ever listened to him speak over his two decade managerial career could see that. Carveresque levels of pigshit.

I for one didn't see any flaws in the policy of signing a crock for some positive PR

Joelinton might stop being so mobile now he's injured his groin.

Fucking comical.

Did Rafa take the paddling pool to China with him?

So our striker got injured and rather than sub the striker on the bench on, he's put a winger on. It's obvious why. But then people said signing Carroll was risk free.

Has Joelinton touched the ball in his preferred position yet? Or is this new position not his usual position either ?

Lejuene and Carroll

SACK THIS FAT SHIT

Bet Bruce is glad he coached the defensive mentality out of them

GOAL MACHINE

Looks like he's wide today. Couple of hours for 69 to make a new excuse up

He's not playing the exact role he played at his last club and that's, through absolutely no fault of his own, making his basic play absolutely shite or something.

So fatty plays Lejeune through all the fixture congestion but now he won't start him after a 9 day rest and instead is throwing players just back from injury straight into the team. What could go wrong?

He can have the hair peace prize

Better than Joelinton

Hitachi has been failing to win important contracts for years. Unsurprising given their "group activity" recruitment process filtered out intelligent people in favour of gobshites. Hope they go under.

Runned Get Rafa back, better grasp of the local language.

There was no way of knowing he was a Thatcher-loving tory cunt from the beginning tbf to them. Oh wait that's not right is it?

Wasnt it something to do with the IRA

He's had enough baits and bites owa the festive period goin off his photo on Twitter.

He doesn't look like he lost any of that beef he said he'd put on

They'll be divorced within 3 years