TheGingerQuiff

Cheers, I start on Monday. Fuck I must be impressive.

They're already pre-harrassing the MP that had a pop at Ashley in parliament about it

Alright fish

Is it the already-frail that it's wiping out or should strapping man-gods be fearful too? Anyway my interview for a global maker of respiratory masks went canny. Boom time!

He lost the dressing room pretty early doors. I think 'Rio' was quoted as saying him and Vidic were being shown videos of Jagielka

Keys he's based in the middle east isn't he? When he combs his wrist to see his watch he'll see it's time to change his tune quickly

He's definitely still here I reckon

Been called back for my second interview. Rang me today asking to see me asap then arranged it for tomorrow. Sounds like they need people quick. C'mon the coronavirus

The same people in the media that tamely report faux positivity around club dealings because they're shit-in-their-pants scared of getting banned? I'm sure they'll manage to print the Ashley version of events without offering critique.

7 out of 7 risk here. But then I've bollocks.

Chodprick can fuck off, canvassing random towelheads expecting them to be privy to government dealings

Imagine how popular Peter Kenyon will be if he nips in ahead of Saudi Arabia with dreams of self sustainment

No chance of him retaining a stake, posturing to squeeze an extra few quid out. And tbf, if Saudi Arabia wanted to buy something off you, you probably would.

It's obvious why they'd use a fixer, the question of why they'd want minority shareholders seems valid enough to me

Yeah, I'm sure being able to rape cash-strapped Rangers means Saudi Arabia are going to let him have their pants down

I'm not sure what I'd prefer, a smooth transaction or a bloody Ashley assassination for dissing of Saudi royalty.

I'm not sure sportswashing works. Nobody was talking about Saudi's human rights record when they announced the Joshua Ruiz rematch, and then they were. For a bit. Nobody was talking about it again until they are linked with buying us. And now they are.

I'll have the Salman

You can go for me mate. Back the regime or support another team.

Wooooooahhhh. Saudi AND Algeria? Starting to notice a pattern emerging here

Haven't they been slowly been moving towards western values anyway? I mean they let bints drive over there now, which whilst I don't agree it, was seen as a move forwards. They're not going to become 'civilised' overnight but maybe buying us is a move towards that rather than an attempt to cover-up their shenanigans

Are they going to stone more gays if they buy us? No.

Caulkin is obviously the best connected to Stavely and he's said fuck all, which I see as a good sign

A bit like The Northern Echo writing s series of paid-for articles on the 100 year anniversary of Cummins in Darlington last year and not printing a word about the thousands of redundancies globally, hundreds locally. As soon as Hitachi lay a few off they're all over it. I keep questioning editor Peter Barron about it on Twitter but he won't reply.

Amackemsty International. Shitting it.