Haydnator

https://twitter.com/chazaustin9/status/609403544861601792

Needs more Sports Direct imo. Put him by all the NUFC greats

"Goals win games"

Have a feeling Vieira's the one. Didn't Sissoko say Vieira was his idol n'all recently?

On replacing the players gone. So we'll still probably have a threadbare squad next season.

But Jonas having a sneaky dig at Ashley on Twitter...

Agreed.

With Jonas Gutierrez trending in the UK on Twitter it seems that almost all supporters of all clubs have called the releasing of Gutierrez a disgrace, while others saying he wasn't good enough anyway, so this was the right decision. Among the other players released are Adam Campbell, Jak Alnwick, Remie Streete and Facundo Ferreyra. Charnley statement: "Ryan and Jonas have both contributed significantly to Newcastle United over a number of years and on behalf of the Board, I would like to place on record our sincere thanks to both players for the excellent service they have given the club. "It was a great pleasure to see Ryan and Jonas come back into the team in recent weeks and compete at the highest level after the injury and illness battles they have had to overcome. To come through those difficult periods with such strength and dignity will have given hope and inspiration to many and it is clear that our supporters have a deep connection and affection for both players, as does everyone associated with the club." What do you make of this?

Why not try and get someone with PL experience? All these managers, oh sorry, 'head coaches' from France are a risk. Look at all the French players we have, man.

Player of the Season (can be talent or performances I suppose?) Janmaat Worst player of the Season - Williamson Best Moment - Either Jonas' goal vs West Ham or Sissoko's goal vs Man City away in the cup Worst Moment - Nonce's goal at the Gallowgate End on my birthday (21/12) Best Goal - Perez vs West Brom away Best Game - Either Man City away in the cup or Chelsea at home Worst Game - Man City away in the league or Leicester away in league Worst Pardew quote - 'Newcarsle fans are errr an extreme of any...fan.' Worst Carver quote - 'I still think I'm the best coach in the Premier League'

Aye. Shows how shite we are.

Didn't they lose 1-4 to Palace after the derby? Just saying that makes me wonder how we didn't beat this shower of shite in both games.

Has anyone tweeted these to Ryder?

Just in case someone had trouble pronouncing his name after his brilliant display on Sunday

I would take anyone with PL experience apart from McLaren. Laudrup, Di Matteo etc. My dream one is Benitez, but that's not going to happen.

Ashley has employed football people before, but they were just total cunts and thick as shit (Dennis Wise and JFK). The club should employ someone like Shearer or Keegan but given the current regime's relationship with those two that's impossible.

I've heard that Sissoko wants to stay?

^ If that is a point you're trying to make I don't believe you can get that point across to him or any of the forum members by having a debate on why Burnley haven't scored many goals. Please, just...stop.

Does your keyboard have a space bar essembee?