Haydnator

Who would they get? Dyche? Allardyce? Pearson?

Inevitable defeat here like. We haven't won at Manchester City in the Premier League since 2000. I wasn't even born. Our last 5 v Man City @ Etihad: L 5-0, L 4-0, L 4-0, L 3-1, L 2-1 Some fun stats: Newcastle haven't scored v Manchester City in the Premier League since December 2012 where we lost 1-3 at St. James' Park Newcastle United are on an eleven match losing streak vs Manchester City in the PL and haven't taken a point off them since a 2-2 draw on Tyneside back in October 2008 We always fucking bottle it vs Manchester City 2-0.

Where's that come from like? If he goes won't their replacement be something like their 4th or 5th manager in 2 seasons? And the deluded fickle Geordies always hound out managers don't they?

Krul Janmaat --- the 5th season Coloccini --- Bassong* --- Enrique Cabaye (when he showed up) --- Tiote (when he was good) --- Sissoko** (when he's bothered) Ba (the first half of 5th season one) --- Cisse (the second half of 5th season one) --- Remy *Couldn't think of another decent centre half during the Ashley era. Can't really remember Bassong but I don't think he was shit. **Could of chosen Gini instead but went for Sissoko because Gini has just joined. Only Sissoko I would have in my team was the one that played his home debut vs Chelsea

Who's injured for us like? Only ones I can remember off the top of my head are Dummett, Tiote and Cisse. Haidara is too iirc?

Is the 17th minute applause ever going to stop? It seems we stopped it during the first 5 games but it's starting again. What happened to the 2 lads was tragic, don't get me wrong, but in my opinion, they've been remembered. Can we just move on now? It seems like the fans will turn a bit like into Liverpool.

The ignorance will get even worse if we lose to Palace in November.

Fuck

This club...

Colback loves a booking.

He's not

I think that's Steve Black. Sports psychologist or something like that.

I hope we play Mitrovic and Pérez up front together. We won't, like.

When we beat them 2-1 last season 3 of your bad dream starting line up played.

No one seems to be making this so I though I'll just do it. Last two of my match threads were 2 defeats n'all. Great, eh? Mourinho's record @ St. James' Park of not winning in the PL is inevitable to be stopped. Last 5 v Chelsea @ SJP: W 2-1, W 2-0, W 3-2, L 0-3, D 1-1 Last 5 v a Mourinho Chelsea @ SJP: W 2-1, W 2-0, D 0-0, L 0-1 (League Cup), W 1-0 Diego Costa is banned and Mitrovic is back for this game. Doesn't really matter though does it? They're playing against what has been a shambles of a NUFC defence. I've seen quite a lot of fans predicting big losses such as 0-4, 0-5 and 0-6. I've no doubt we'll lose, but a Mourinho side scoring more than 3? IMO It'll be one of those where they go 2-0 up early on then let us have the ball for ten minutes in the second half. We'll have a shot at that point, lose 0-2, and it'll go down as "giving a good account of ourselves" and there'll be "positives to take".

He wants to emulate Louis van Gaal's management & playing style. He's got the accent, just need the winning games part now. http://www.skysports.com/football/news/11095/10005679/newcastle-boss-steve-mcclaren-to-follow-louis-van-gaal-route-to-success

So, we know Qatar paid for the World Cup, yet they're still getting it?

I agree. Looked like it was going to be a proper Given vs Liverpool moment.

Krul was gan' mental at Ayoze after the goal. Came close to the centre circle shouting and bawling at him and after the FT whistle Ayoze went straight for the tunnel but Hooverhands made sure he applauded the fans. In the dressing room Krul was still having a go, apparently.