Haydnator

I have no idea what he has to do with Toontastic but I've had a look at his Twitter profile and my word, doesn't he chat shite.

I'm just praying we have around 20 points when Christmas comes.

How many points are we going to get from these, in all of your humble opinions? Norwich City (h) mackems (a) Stoke City (h) Bournemouth (a) Leicester City (h) Crystal Palace (a) Liverpool (h) Tottenham (a) Aston Villa (h) Everton (h) West Brom (a) My guess, and hope, is 18. (WDWWDDLLWLW)

Aye. Why would we pay £13m for the lad and drop him after a couple of poor games? (I hope it's Thauvin being young and just coming to a new league as the factors to him performing rather poorly)

He's off again the absolute gobshite.

Essembee asked me a question. How bright is that spotlight? (nee question mark like so I'm implying it's a question) I feel that if I don't answer I'm a coward and a mackem.

Not you. That 'essembee'.

Is that guy actually for real? Seriously. He must be doing this for hilarity purposes.

Because Pardew gifted them 6 points every season?

Apparently it's because Mitrovic 'elbowed' Otamendi when he was actually just putting his arm across him. Yep, there'd be questions in Parliament about a strong striker playing as a target man shielding the ball from a defender. What a wanker Keys is.

What is this despicable prick yapping on about? What did Mitrovic do yesterday? (mustn't have been anything seeing as how nobody but Keys has pointing something out about Mitro)

Carver in.

Nar, more like 10% tbh. It's just complaining about the transfer policy & scouting, the defence collapsing, empathsing with McClaren as he has inherited a shit squad and that if Ashley doesn't fork out cash in January then we are down and we won't be coming back. I used to watch his videos but stopped around about the time he put a green screen behind himself. Looks faggoty. But I watched that video because I was interested to hear what he had to say about it tbh.

Someone who is a bit big who is known to the internet as the 'True' Geordie.

I think he is disliked on here (correct me if I'm wrong) but I fully agree with him here.

McClaren BBC post match interview from here: http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/34366600 Steve, 1st half chances, when you were 0-1 up... Absoultely, we've looked back at the second goal that Mitrovic scored. It was onside. We came here to win. We set out to win. We played 4-4-2, we defended well, we were compact. And on the break, our transition, our crosses. We could have been 3 up before they scored. The goal just before half time knocked us a little bit. But you know, 4 or 5 goals in 10, 13 minutes...and you're coming up against a top quality team. We gave them opportunities. Aguero was world class, he's getting back to form. We were just punished by really a high quality opponent. We're disappointed we didn't go in 1-3 at half time. On another day against another striker, are you...it seems daft to ask but are you happy with the performance to a point? Up to a point, yes, it's baffling! Because we conceded 4 or 5 goals in 13 minutes. And in that period, this is what these teams can do to you, I've seen it so often. It was such a magnificent performance in the first half, we looked so good and we had the same last week against Chelsea. You know, we looked a damn good team. And for 13 minutes we got beat by world class individuals. But the players, I was just saying in there, we've had a tough 8 games, we've played a lot of tough teams, our season now has to begin. And we've got to take encouragement, or whatever we can, from the last two games. And what we're capable of doing. The system was excellent. The performance in that first half we competed and frightened them, and they killed us for it. We saw yourself and Paul Simpson on the touchline in the second half when you were well beaten urging the players to fight. Did you get enough? Did you get what you wanted? *Steve takes a sip of his brew* It's very difficult isn't it when it's 6-1 you're just looking forward to the final whistle. It's difficult. But I've said in there that that either makes or breaks you. It either makes us stronger and take the two sides of it: The positive side: we came here to win. And I think we set up like that. I think we caused Man City problems here and we could have had more goals and should of done. We just saw at the end, some of the supporters were urging your players to go over, I know you've encouraged them to do that every game, some of them went half way, should some of them go further to the fans and thank them? Absolutely. We're trying to get that mentality, I mean the fans were fantastic, I thought most of them would probably have wanted to go home at half time after the first half performance but instead they have to go home rather dejected. I think it's up to us and all players have got to appreciate the fans. And our fans were magnificent. All the way through. Through the good times and bad times we've got to stick together and they've got to appreciate that. So we'll make sure that that gets done. 2 weeks with out a game, how much hard work is going to be put in at Newcastle United? Whatever it takes, we've said in there that...whatever it takes. I've seen enough, especially in the last two weeks that our system, our shape, our performance: we can win football matches. We were unlucky last week. And this week, who knows at half time. We should have been 0-2 or 0-3 up, who knows the game could have changed? So there's enough in there. We've had a tough start, I've just said, 8 games have gone. Our season begins now.

Well it's been 10 games in all competitions.

Sacked O'Neill before the first 0-3, sacked Di Canio before the 2-1, sacked Poyet before the 1-0 Defoe one, and now may be parting ways with Advocaat with the derby in 4 weeks.

Chelsea losing 1-3 to Southampton at home.

Is your Twitter name 'Tino Sarsaparilla'?

Hopefully and realistically: Norwich (h) W mackems (a) W Stoke (h) D Bournemouth (a) W Leicester (h) D Palace (a) D 12 pts

This sexist banter loving degenerate has put this on Twitter.