Haydnator

http://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/does-anyone-really-give-a-shite-if-we-get-beat-next-week.1148715/

FYP Ftm

'Friends, Romans, countrymen lend me your ears. FTM'

These are great lads, keep them going.

Will never forget that Dummett own goal

Just as bad as the Derby team that were relegated with 11 points yet we lost and drew to them. Fat Sam was our manager then n'all. And all these topics on RTG 'mags giving it the biggun' because they had won a game with a flattering scoreline' Wouldn't they be chuffed if they managed to score 6 goals in the Premier League? And it's a first for us since 2010 or 2002 or something? (aye just checked, 6-0 vs Villa 2010 and 6-2 vs Everton 2002). Absolute wankers. FTM

We think we're Barcelona apparently because we counter attacked and emphatically beat a team we're expected to beat at home. Oh, and FTM http://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/one-mags-win-doesnt-make-them-barcelona.1148599/

Aye. And do they put that 'FTM' thing at the end of almost anything they write? 'Are you going to the pub tonight? FTM' 'Thank you. Hope to see you soon. FTM' 'Happy 6th Birthday! FTM'

The amount of threads about us...and we're the obsessed ones. Right'o then.

Back from the match. Wasn't that truly magnificent? Hopefully we can kick on and put a run together.

Apparently those posters say 'We're all behind you, Tim' That is correct, if we are all efforts from Sergio Agüero.

Any less than 11 points from our next 6 games is a failure.

Obertan's out for a couple more weeks iirc

Anyone agree with this XI for the game? (Mbabu back?) My main change is drop Sissoko.

1-0 win. To me this game feels the same as the Leicester home game last season. Very similar scenario anyway. And I'm going.

The Netherlands are shit.

What the fuck? http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/newcastle-united-star-uses-voodoo-6621373 EDIT: Ronnie going with it as well http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-east-news/newcastle-uniteds-papiss-cisse-took-10246599 He belives he has a 'JuJu' curse upon him for goal drought. Had to research what that was like, and here it is: http://blackmagicworld.com/juju-the-dark-side-of-voodoo.html

Look around the internet. That brigade is out and is already spreading.

Does anyone agree with this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7S9kaRVHme8

'pardew sympathising'?