Haydnator

Anyone would be better than Dummett. I expect you would have went straight through Zaha rather than backing away from him allowing him 4 yards space on the edge of our box.

Can the club just sign you up then? You can't be any worse than the tripe on the pitch today.

Now they're not. 3-3.

Liverpool at home and Spurs away next

5-1

If the training ground 'row' was 'heated & feisty' I hope the one this week includes chainsaws and a mass shooting.

And Bournemouth have equalised. We're 19th now.

FYP

After all of this ultimately, it's that c*** Charnley that should be first against the wall. We were in a decent position when Pardew fucked off. He gave himself half a season to find the right manager, which nearly got us relegated, and ended up picking McClaren, who's record in the past 8 or 9 months is abysmal. If this all happened in Serie A, penfold's house would have been set on fire by now.

I am. I've noticed. Which is why I'm paying more attention to my mobile than I am the game.

fuck off

I'm stood here in the freezing cold at Selhurst Park after getting up at 6 in the morning to get a train down here and this is what I and 2700 others get in return, 4-1 down to Crystal Palace, the most relegated club in PL history who now have a far better squad than us. Can the club just get rid of everyone and start all over again.

I wanna come home

Hope Mitrovic does the same thing to the twat when we play West Brom.

Is this kind of bollocking from one of our managers head coaches a first? Did Pardew or Carver ever do this?

Thought he banned swearing?

Out for 4 months. Needs a knee operation. Another injury

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/newcastle-united/12018961/Newcastle-to-consider-taking-captains-armband-off-Fabricio-Coloccini-if-he-doesnt-raise-his-game.html

"Big gamesh. Championsh League." with arms out stretched

I'd go... Elliot Janmaat Lascelles Mbemba Mbabu Anita De Jong Wijnaldum Perez Cisse Mitrovic f*** Dummett, Sissoko and Coloccini right off.

I have to ask here: Siem de Jong. Is he a poor player for us? Is he just never fit because he's always crocked? I don't know if he is a poor players because the only time I've ever seen him play live is when he's come on as a sub and he's just come back from injury so he's unfit. If he's fit and he isn't a poor player, why can't McClaren just drop Sissoko and play de Jong in midfield? That's with changing the current system that we're playing, I'm definitely not saying hoy him on the right where Sissoko has been, but just drop Sissoko and play him? He was instantly made vice-captain last seasons and has come from Ajax, so I don't understand really. I never seem to with this club.

Well done McClaren. Standing up to the lazy players who couldn't give a shit. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/newcastle-united/12017125/Newcastle-players-and-staff-involved-in-angry-training-ground-exchanges-as-Steve-McClaren-fury-grows.html

When did Mort leave? End of 2007-08 wasn't it? Because the relegation was 2008-09 and I believe Llambias was Ashley's main puppet then.

.com has finally finished it's match report. I can see why this one took longer than the others tbh.